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Post by Toz76 on Sun Jul 12, 2015 1:02 pm

So, the object of the game is to become king (or queen) of the hill, by removing the current king of the hill in a creative way. For example, luring them away with something shiny, getting yourself elected king, or something else equally clever.

I have found this hill and claim it as my kingdom!


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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:38 pm

You shall not! I bought it fair and square!
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:32 pm

However, I have you bound, gagged and locked in the closet!

"As King, my first decree is to eliminate parking tickets, build more libraries and increase funding for cancer research."

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Toz76 on Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:05 pm

Ah, but you forget to fund transportation! How do you expect citizens to get from from on side of the hill to the other, on foot? Ha!

The citizens overthrow you and crown me king. Work on the light rail begins immediately.
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Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:00 pm

But I lead a war, and BAM! guess who's king?
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Toz76 on Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:26 pm

Oh, but you forget, I was heir to the throne! Me and my powerful relatives reclaim the throne after a long and bloody war, then sign peace treaties with most of the surrounding hills.

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Post by Frankthetriviaman on Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:31 pm

Ah, but with cancer rates as high as 56% in some counties (big hill, lol) people begin to realize I was right all along, and throw you into a pit with a lion, a tiger, a bear, a rhino and a partridge in a pear tree.

I am reinstated and resume my cancer research program

"I decree that a public transportation be developed, and to encourage internal growth, all taxes are slashed 10%"

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Toz76 on Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:28 pm

But without tax money, you go way over budget. Eventually, under protests, you abdicate the throne and I take control, making money by robbing banks on the next hill over (shh), and finish two light rail lines, cure skin cancer, and finally, make the title of King honorary, create a Parliament, and watch my empire grow.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:53 pm

But one day, you decide to go on a hike, where you are not seen for seventy days, and in this absence I take command

"Now, I am here for you, my loyal subjects. What problems plague you?"

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Toz76 on Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:58 pm

"It's a honorary title now! Kings on this hill are supposed to do scandalous things so we can write gossip magazines!"

Knowing this, you abdicate, and I take over- on second thought, you be king Razz
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:47 am

So you accidentally seal yourself in cement. Meanwhile I find myself trying to figure out what to do as king

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:34 am

Here's an idea for you! Make me king! Thanks, Frank! I'll even send you to the gallows pole!!
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Tue Jul 14, 2015 11:35 am

But you mix up the levers and end up launching yourself from a conviently placed catapult

Thus I am given a hero's welcome as I return to the throne


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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Toz76 on Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:59 pm

Ah, but the hill is conquered by the neighboring hill, which I am king of. Don't worry, you can be an archduke. Razz
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:06 pm

Touché Toz.

Unfortunately, you slip and fall into a well.

In your absence I step in an reign in the chaos

"I am ready for my kingly portrait" I say as I pose for the painter

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Toz76 on Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:19 pm

Hey, King Frank, your shoelace is untied. *When you glance down, I push you off the throne and climb in*

I start writing a screenplay about my life as king, to be published posthumously.
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Post by Frankthetriviaman on Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:25 pm

But you press a mysterious button on your throne... You are launched into the air by a giant spring.

As I step in, I proclaim to a cheering crowd "so the legacy of my work will be forever preserved, I proclaim this till now nameless country be called... "Franklandia!! Let's sing the national anthem!"

And music begins to play...

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Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:51 pm

The painter is me, and the paintbrush is a disguised sword.

Now that I'm king, I have all the time in the world to think about what to do with your head.

(Now, if one of the girls were to play this game, would they be queens?)
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:24 pm

(Not sure... But probably)

But you were looking at the wrong page, thus you fall into my trap!

I reclaim the throne and declare it "national awareness day"

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Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:29 pm

Due to the fact that all were aware of me assassinating you and usurping the throne. Now comes the Reign Of Terror!!!! Twisted Evil
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Post by Frankthetriviaman on Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:49 pm

It's lasts 45 seconds. I take control in the chops

"You know, we've had a lot of kings fight for one throne." I thought

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Toz76 on Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:11 pm

It's a game of thrones...

And my joke blows you away... LITERALLY! I then abolish the death penalty.
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Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:41 pm

But you aren't king, so I take control, and reinstate the death penalty... to be given to aforesaid kings.
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Post by Toz76 on Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:55 pm

Ah, but king is an honorary title now, remember! So you are impeached, and I'm elected king.
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Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:06 pm

But I kill you and make "King" a non-honorary title again.
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