Take The Cookie!!

In this game, the object is to distract the person and take the cookie from them.

Example: I shoot off fireworks, and you look at them. I take the cookie.

I'll start.

I blow up a dam, and as you look at the destruction, I take the cookie.

You are listening to Metallica, so I take the cookie

You get distracted by YouTube, I take the cookie

(This is the perfect game for you, Blaze. )


You're too busy with pussheen the cat, so I take the cookie.

But you get distracted by meeting Robert Plant, so I take the cookie

But you play forum games all day and I take the cookie.

But I send you on a snipe hunt, so I take the cookie

But I tell you "My name is TGC; I have something critically important for you; extremely important. So important that the very fabric of reality depends on you getting this package!" And take the cookie while you are mailman

(Ah, the memories)

I inform you that the TUGS models are on exhibition in your city, and while you go there I take the cookie

I come back with the tugs models and while you are staring at them in awe I take the cookie, (what would happen if I ate the cookie?)

(We'd get another, lol)

While you are watching a documentary on model trains, I take the cookie

While you are sleeping, I replace the cookie with a fake cookie

I send you a PM and while you read it, I take the cookie.

I Actually send a PM to you and you probably will read it and I take the cookie while you are reading it

I tell you that I found your "abandoned forum", and when you check, I take the cookie.

But then I get Quicksilver, and run him at you, you run, but drop the cookie, but Quicksilver ran it over

RIP cookie

But now a new cookie is born, a new legacy

And I have it.

You're busy with Quicksilver, so I take the cookie and run away.

You then see a brownie and forget about the cookie, which I take.

I then cccccombo break the cookie out of your hand

And I keep the cookie in my pocket

Beat that

I talk for hours about my planned model railway, you go into a stupor, and I take the cookie

While you are too busy being a jerk on CT50BTAP I take the cookie, get your attention, and eat it I front of you, and the rest of the packet

And you have to buy more cookies

While you sass good ol' admin there, I take the cookie.

I tell you Toz changed his signature (finally) and while you check I take the cookie

But as you tell him, I take the cookie.

I tell you a story:

I have a dumb daughter, I told her not to give the dog coffee! What did she do? Give the dog Coffee! Now I have a dumb daughter, a sick dog, and no coffee!

And I take the cookie while you are face palming at its worthlessness