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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:21 pm

It's what we've been trying to figure out for years. So: Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Toz76 on Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:05 pm

Well, obviously, it's to get to the other side.

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:43 pm

But what to DO on the other side?

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:23 pm

Eat?

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Fri Oct 09, 2015 11:07 am

I was thinking, 'Go to a seance.'

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by luctheminecrafter on Mon Oct 19, 2015 5:48 pm

Because there was an amusement park on the other side... duh.
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Mon Oct 19, 2015 5:58 pm

Or was it so that he could become roadkill? I could've sworn I saw something on the road yesterday...

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by luctheminecrafter on Mon Oct 19, 2015 6:00 pm

No no no, maybe he was trying to find the answer to "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Mon Oct 19, 2015 6:02 pm

Nah, he had a business meeting....with wolves!! Twisted Evil

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by CGT on Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:15 pm

He was on a cross country hike.
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Toz76 on Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:30 pm

It's a metaphor. The chicken represents humanity, and the road represents life. The reason for being is on the other side, but no one knows what that is. In fact, we don't even know that by crossing the road, he was getting any closer. It'san allegory on the futility of human existence.

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:17 pm

Uh, no. He crossed the road because he saw that Olive Garden was on the other side.

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by CGT on Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:19 pm

because the grass is always greener on the other side of the road
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:03 pm

That reminds me! THIS is the reason that he crossed the road:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is greener and the girls are pretty.
Oh won't you please take me home?

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by CGT on Mon Nov 16, 2015 5:12 pm

What if

The chicken didn't cross the road?
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:08 pm

Scratch the X-Files, man. Perfect pictures, but the tune sounds a bit too happy.

Try this:
You're traveling through another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead. Your next stop—The Twilight Zone.


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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by CGT on Sun Nov 22, 2015 2:53 pm

Nah, how about X files in G major?

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:18 pm

Nah, I still think that

is better.

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by CGT on Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:09 pm

G files maybe?

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:27 pm

Try this:

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Toz76 on Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:47 pm

Why haven't you answered the question? Too chicken? *Harvey Kneeslapper laugh*

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:50 pm

So the question was:
TGC wrote:What if the chicken didn't cross the road?
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Toz76 on Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:00 pm

The chicken crossin the road is an obvious metaphor for either coming out, Jesus, or A F***ING CHICKEN CROSSING A F***ING ROAD!

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:17 am

Perhaps you ought to change Rule 2 then....

Anyways, Toz, you're a genius!! Very Happy

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