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Hals;flsj;khajkfhslkjhffjksdfh! Alkhalkshfsdkljhkddhfsljdhkfkshefjdkhfkjjjjj!!

EDIT: Do to the whimsicalness of this, the staff have decided to post this thread's rules. The rules are: Hzaalkahaskalhkjasfhlsdfkjhslfdkjhalkfdsh.

Uh, Diesel 11, I think this is just spam.

I know you do not mean it as spam, but wording like this technically counts as spamming.

Well, they have stuff like this on SiF and other forums, so I wouldn't consider it spam.

I'm familiar with threads like this, so it may stay, however I'd advise editing the first post to make the rules clear.

Thar she blows, mites. And now for some more John Entwistle!
De do do do, de da da da...
Oh, wait, that's the Police. Oh alfhasflkjsadhflaksjhfasjkldhfasdkjhfasdlkjhfasdkjlh!!!!

Watch your language, you little resgklvstjvsukv sunuva aggkffu dgbcj dfhr stjbcdtjj!

BTW, SGJKI? Or ghjv?

Definitely jivjivjing. Or is it a;s;fhlsajkhlsjkdlhafjlkdakfdh?

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Again with auto-correct!

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Good grief! Autocorrect really said that? I ought to give them a peace of my sffasljkfhsadlfhasjkflasdfjkdslajhsdfalkjsdfhasdljkfhsdjflkhaslkfjhasdflkjasdhfalksjhfsdjk!!

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Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit, kill da a;slfjasdljkfhasdlfjhsdlfkjhasdlfkjhsadjlkfshdflkjsdhfsldjkhfasdljkfh!!

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You're doing it wrong, it's supposed to be a;kjfalsjdhflasjkfhdjksfhaljshdfjksdhjkldfhasjkdlhfkdljhfajksdhf.

But Wyujhtfhu ycfrsshyrubu rrwfuyhjc fjuyhfreuhyjverghuy jrgcenuygr sjhuvhek hvhuujgyrb nexuncyjjt eanyjutrwxyju nyjunewy nujenuhj arzudhnzeuh nscrfhikn fsrukihwrf cnugjjshbrg

Autocorrect:

Wyujhtfhu ycfrsshyrubu rrwfuyhjc fjuyhfreuhyjverghuy jrgcenuygr sjhuvhek hvhuujgyrb nexuncyjjt eanyjutrwxyju nyjunewy nujenuhj arzudhnzeuh nscrfhikn fsrukihwrf cnugjjshbrg

I guess my autocorrect works.

:ALSJHSDF:KJDSHFLSDKJFHDSLKJHDSFSDKLFJHSDFLKJHSDFSDKJHSDLFKSDJHFSDKJFHDSKJSDHFNSDLKFJHDSJKLFH

HAH! IN CAPS! 

Eyjnjif dwinjedebu wruh

Now on the other side of the keyboard

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Good grief, it's alaksfhslkfjshdfkjsdhfjkHI$W&R$W%*&$%^$#*#$^%#$*&%^$*&#$^%#*$&%^$#*&HFIFSGFSHDSKJFHkjhsfdksjsdhf!
~Wallace and Gromit, 'The Wrong Trousers' (Edited by Diesel 11)

Da-nanana-nananana (na na na) nananana nananana (whoop whoop danana) da nanananananana da nananana da dadada! Na na nananana...

Oooo-o-o-o-ooooo!

****.

Darn! I'll need to wash my mouth out.

LSKJFHDKSJHFLKJDSHFDSJH$I&$*($^*$&^%*$&^%ISFUHDFKSJDHFSKDJHFJKHFSDJKFHF!

Yuck!

(Don't ever do that. The stuff they put in soap can be poisonous and should be kept well clear of the mouth, to say nothing of the subjectivity of "bad words".)

Dumb ybvhbvvhv fhvhh fgfgjffh gjvstbjk

I know; that's why I prefer to wash my mouth out with chocolate. Of course, then it'll sound something like YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Get it? No? Well, then a;dfkjhasdfkjsdhfjaklsfhsdjfklshdfjkashdfjk.

Have you seen the longest word in the dictionary? It's Jyynmytsdjrhshdhrhsjdnrusjdnehshhdmdjxjrnskdjdjrnsnendjrmwjrjdjekwlkzoemjwahnemskqjdhtntchwganejdkdwkajdjcjrwmajejdjrndjwkakejxmemamemdkeiwjdjcjrkswiekdjdnskaowpqoprkdnesnehdjssjddnsmajejfamawpkshrlsjrjlysjajsheialdlsjdhejaidieaidkeuajwlalcuejalocuewidicow

The Fat Controller laughed.

"You are wrong."