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The NEW, Improved, Ever-Expanding List of Forum Laws!

Post by Toz76 on Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:09 pm

Law #1: The following words are no longer permitted on this forum: crotchety, twiddle, and gesticulate.
Law #2: No Rickrolling on pain of death.
Law #3: You may not touch ANYTHING.
--Law #3A: Yes, you may touch the floor.
--Law #3B: Yes, you may touch the air.
Law #4: You may not declare that a post gave you cancer without adding the "that post gave me cancer" meme to your post.
Law #5: Common sense is hereby condemned as illegal, on pain of Rickrolling.
Law #6: Obey all of the Laws.
--Law #6A: Do not obey Law #6A or Law #6B.
--Law #6B: Obey this Law.
Law #7: Do not post anything in this thread other than Laws.
Law #8: Up to ten Laws per post.
--Law #8A: Sublaws are not included in that total.
----Law #8A1: Neither are Subsublaws, and the occasional Subsubsublaw.
------Law #8A1A: Don't overdo it, though.
Law #9: Always capitalize the word Law, upon pain of death.
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Re: The NEW, Improved, Ever-Expanding List of Forum Laws!

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:05 am

You got it wrong, dude. These are the laws:

Law #1: Disregard anything that the admin does.
Law #2: Disregard anything that Toz does.
Law #3: Disregard anything that the Grammar Police does.

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Re: The NEW, Improved, Ever-Expanding List of Forum Laws!

Post by Toz76 on Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:04 pm

You numbered those wrong, they don't count. Violation of LAW #7!

(Seriously, though, play by the rules)

Law #10: Do not misnumber your Laws.
Law #11: No cheese.
--Law #11A: Not a bit in the house!
--Law #11B: We'll go somewhere where there's cheese!
----Law #11B1: Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese!
------Law #11B1A: Let's build a rocket!
----Law #11B2: We could have gone to France.
------Law #11B2A: Or Holland.
------Law #11B2B: Or the corner shop.
--Law #11C: NOOOOOOO!
--Law #11D: Bring me my cheese!
----Law #11D1: The Admin's cheese bowl must always be filled with cheese, unless this contradicts Law #11.
------Law #11D1A: TOO BAD! I WANTS MY CHEESE AND I WANTS IT NOW!

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Re: The NEW, Improved, Ever-Expanding List of Forum Laws!

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:07 pm

(Oh, sorry! I thought it was just a whimsical nonsense game. I didn't realize you just add laws. Razz )

Law #12: Disregard anything that Diesel 11 says.
-Law #12A: Yes, even his laws.
--Law #12AI: Yes, even the ones that make sense.
Law #13: Obey your master!!
-Law #13: That is, Master of Puppets.

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Re: The NEW, Improved, Ever-Expanding List of Forum Laws!

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Sun Jan 17, 2016 11:00 pm

Law #14- never overlook the last post

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Re: The NEW, Improved, Ever-Expanding List of Forum Laws!

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Tue Jan 19, 2016 11:23 am

Law #15: 'Hosenpfeffer Incorporated' is off-topic.
-Law #15A: Watch Laverne & Shirley.

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