Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
It's what we've been trying to figure out for years. So: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Well, obviously, it's to get to the other side.
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
But what to DO on the other side?
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
I was thinking, 'Go to a seance.'
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Because there was an amusement park on the other side... duh.
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Or was it so that he could become roadkill? I could've sworn I saw something on the road yesterday...
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
No no no, maybe he was trying to find the answer to "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Nah, he had a business meeting....with wolves!!
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
He was on a cross country hike.
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
It's a metaphor. The chicken represents humanity, and the road represents life. The reason for being is on the other side, but no one knows what that is. In fact, we don't even know that by crossing the road, he was getting any closer. It'san allegory on the futility of human existence.
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Uh, no. He crossed the road because he saw that Olive Garden was on the other side.
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
because the grass is always greener on the other side of the road
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
That reminds me! THIS is the reason that he crossed the road:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is greener and the girls are pretty.
Oh won't you please take me home?
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is greener and the girls are pretty.
Oh won't you please take me home?
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
What if
The chicken didn't cross the road?
The chicken didn't cross the road?
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Scratch the X-Files, man. Perfect pictures, but the tune sounds a bit too happy.
Try this:
You're traveling through another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead. Your next stop—The Twilight Zone.
Try this:
You're traveling through another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead. Your next stop—The Twilight Zone.
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Nah, how about X files in G major?
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Nah, I still think that
is better.
is better.
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
G files maybe?
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Why haven't you answered the question? Too chicken? *Harvey Kneeslapper laugh*
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
So the question was:
I'm a nut for conspiracies.
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I'm a nut for conspiracies.
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
The chicken crossin the road is an obvious metaphor for either coming out, Jesus, or A F***ING CHICKEN CROSSING A F***ING ROAD!
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Perhaps you ought to change Rule 2 then....
Anyways, Toz, you're a genius!!
Anyways, Toz, you're a genius!!
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