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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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Post by The Number of the Diesel Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:21 pm

It's what we've been trying to figure out for years. So: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by Toz76 Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:05 pm

Well, obviously, it's to get to the other side.
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Post by The Number of the Diesel Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:43 pm

But what to DO on the other side?
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Post by Frankthetriviaman Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:23 pm

Eat?

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Post by The Number of the Diesel Fri Oct 09, 2015 11:07 am

I was thinking, 'Go to a seance.'
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Post by luctheminecrafter Mon Oct 19, 2015 5:48 pm

Because there was an amusement park on the other side... duh.
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Post by The Number of the Diesel Mon Oct 19, 2015 5:58 pm

Or was it so that he could become roadkill? I could've sworn I saw something on the road yesterday...
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Post by luctheminecrafter Mon Oct 19, 2015 6:00 pm

No no no, maybe he was trying to find the answer to "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
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Post by The Number of the Diesel Mon Oct 19, 2015 6:02 pm

Nah, he had a business meeting....with wolves!! Twisted Evil
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Post by CGT Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:15 pm

He was on a cross country hike.
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Post by Toz76 Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:30 pm

It's a metaphor. The chicken represents humanity, and the road represents life. The reason for being is on the other side, but no one knows what that is. In fact, we don't even know that by crossing the road, he was getting any closer. It'san allegory on the futility of human existence.
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Post by The Number of the Diesel Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:17 pm

Uh, no. He crossed the road because he saw that Olive Garden was on the other side.
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Post by CGT Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:19 pm

because the grass is always greener on the other side of the road
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Post by The Number of the Diesel Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:03 pm

That reminds me! THIS is the reason that he crossed the road:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is greener and the girls are pretty.
Oh won't you please take me home?
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Post by CGT Mon Nov 16, 2015 5:12 pm

What if

The chicken didn't cross the road?
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Post by The Number of the Diesel Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:08 pm

Scratch the X-Files, man. Perfect pictures, but the tune sounds a bit too happy.

Try this:
You're traveling through another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead. Your next stop—The Twilight Zone.
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Post by CGT Sun Nov 22, 2015 2:53 pm

Nah, how about X files in G major?

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Post by The Number of the Diesel Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:18 pm

Nah, I still think that

is better.
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Post by CGT Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:09 pm

G files maybe?

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Post by The Number of the Diesel Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:27 pm

Try this:
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Post by Toz76 Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:47 pm

Why haven't you answered the question? Too chicken? *Harvey Kneeslapper laugh*
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Post by The Number of the Diesel Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:50 pm

So the question was:
TGC wrote:What if the chicken didn't cross the road?
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Post by Toz76 Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:00 pm

The chicken crossin the road is an obvious metaphor for either coming out, Jesus, or A F***ING CHICKEN CROSSING A F***ING ROAD!
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Post by The Number of the Diesel Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:17 am

Perhaps you ought to change Rule 2 then....

Anyways, Toz, you're a genius!! Very Happy
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