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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Thu Jul 30, 2015 2:16 pm

it is door two... it was on an episode of Brain Games. This question is actually quite popular as a "logic test," if that makes any sense

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:46 pm

Whatever... Razz

Short way of saying it:
"My grandmother's cousin's grandson was in a metal band."

Long way of saying it:
"My dad's mother's cousin's daughter's son was in a metal band."


How are you related again?!

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:38 pm

You are cousins?

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:57 pm

No. Actually, that wasn't supposed to be a question...

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Fri Jul 31, 2015 5:12 pm

What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Fri Jul 31, 2015 5:13 pm

None?

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Toz76 on Fri Jul 31, 2015 5:37 pm

@Frankthetriviaman wrote:What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow


I don't know! *falls off bridge*

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Sat Aug 01, 2015 1:46 am

Next one:

What has a bed but doesn't sleep and runs but doesn't have legs

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Sat Aug 01, 2015 9:43 am

River.

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Sat Aug 01, 2015 10:52 pm

Correct

Who wants to do the next one?

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Sun Aug 02, 2015 2:44 pm

TEACHER - You missed school yesterday, didn't you, Kathy?
KATHY - No, I didn't miss it one bit!

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Mon Aug 03, 2015 12:07 am

A man was excited to find out he won a contest to win a Toyota.  He went to claim his prize, only to find out it was a Star Wars action figure

"Huh?"

"Here is your brand new Toy Yoda sir."

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Toz76 on Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:31 am

True story: one winter, a man went ice-fishing. In Minnesota. He got a rental car and drove to the lake. The ice was frozen very thick, so he was able to drive out to the middle of the lake where the ice hole was.

A few hours later, the man prepares to get back in the car, only to find that he locked his keys in the car. He called the rental company and asked if they could help. The agent pulled up a GPS readout and said:

"Forget the keys, your car's at the bottom of a lake!"

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Mon Aug 03, 2015 2:57 pm

"I'm not asking you who's on second."

"who's on first!"

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Toz76 on Mon Aug 03, 2015 4:05 pm

"So do you pay the first baseman?"

"Yes we do."

"And you write his name on the check?"

"Of course we do?"

"So at the end of the day, who gets the money?"

"Every dollar of it."

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Mon Aug 03, 2015 5:49 pm

I don't really get that one. Would you mind explaining?

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:04 pm

Have you ever seen "Who's on first?" by Abbott and Costello? Its from that

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:16 pm

No I haven't.

Ralph decided to visit George. When he arrived, he said, "Man, I had a hard time getting here!"
"Why?" asked George.
"Because for every step I took forward, I took two steps back."
"Then how did you get here at all?"
"I gave up and walked back home."

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:44 pm

I'm going to berry you!

*Throws blueberries at you

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:48 pm



-NOTE: I do not own this!

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:47 pm

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Sat Oct 03, 2015 5:56 pm

What will be the destroyer?

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Re: Jokes and riddles

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:19 pm

Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?

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