What do your foods really think?
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What do your foods really think?
Inspired both by William Shakespeare's "Ask the Narrow-Gauge Engines", as well as a story I'm working on (keep an eye on the creativity section ), this story will allow you to ask real foods questions. From food culture and history, to avoiding hungry humans, to politics, whatever you want!
NOTICE: DUE TO DIESEL 11'S "SADISTIC TENDENCIES" (EATING), THE MAIN CAST IS ON STRIKE. THE SUBSTITUTES ARE LISTED ON PAGE 30.
Choose from:
APPLE: a handsome, headstrong, apple.
PEAR: His girlfriend, with the worst streak of bad luck ever.
BANANA: A fashionista (designer peels, anyone?)
GRAPEFRUIT: A bit dim, but loyal, guardian (of something... no one knows, even him!)
CUCUMBER: An old leader of a kitchen in Seattle (walks with a candy cane)
KIWI: His wife, a world-famous artist (best known for her still lifes)
MANGO: An aspiring playwright (actually, she mostly just copies Shakespeare... Julius Caesar Salad, anyone?)
CELERY: The commander of an all-celery army (wears a marshmallow cap)
CHEESE: A real nerd who loves food history, architecture, and My Little T-bony.
NOTICE: DUE TO DIESEL 11'S "SADISTIC TENDENCIES" (EATING), THE MAIN CAST IS ON STRIKE. THE SUBSTITUTES ARE LISTED ON PAGE 30.
Choose from:
APPLE: a handsome, headstrong, apple.
PEAR: His girlfriend, with the worst streak of bad luck ever.
BANANA: A fashionista (designer peels, anyone?)
GRAPEFRUIT: A bit dim, but loyal, guardian (of something... no one knows, even him!)
CUCUMBER: An old leader of a kitchen in Seattle (walks with a candy cane)
KIWI: His wife, a world-famous artist (best known for her still lifes)
MANGO: An aspiring playwright (actually, she mostly just copies Shakespeare... Julius Caesar Salad, anyone?)
CELERY: The commander of an all-celery army (wears a marshmallow cap)
CHEESE: A real nerd who loves food history, architecture, and My Little T-bony.
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Kiwi and Mango: I usually pair you two together. Are you really friends? Or is it my imagination?
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MANGO: of course we're friends! Kiwi and I hang out all the time! We also hang with Banana and Pear, too.
KIWI (engrossed in painting): Who?
KIWI (engrossed in painting): Who?
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Pear: You say you have bad luck. What was the worst day ever?
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All- are you fans of that one song by the wiggles... Fruit salad
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The Number Of The Diesel wrote:Pear: You say you have bad luck. What was the worst day ever?
PEAR: The day of the Picnic Lunch.... I barely escaped with my life!
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Frankthetriviaman wrote:All- are you fans of that one song by the wiggles... Fruit salad
APPLE: No!
MANGO: *Shriek*
CHEESE: We don't want to be eaten any more than you do. The implication is that the fruit salad will be eaten, and thus die. When it first came out, it was viewed as a threat.
BANANA: Actually, I like it. It's catchy *hums it*
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Mango: Can I eat you, and what's your favorite color?
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MANGO: No, don't eat me! Just for that, I refuse to tell you my favorite color!
BANANA: It's yellow.
MANGO: Hey!
BANANA: She asked.
MANGO: Some friend you are, Spottypeel.
BANANA: Hey! My peel's not spotty!
*Shouting is heard*
BANANA: It's yellow.
MANGO: Hey!
BANANA: She asked.
MANGO: Some friend you are, Spottypeel.
BANANA: Hey! My peel's not spotty!
*Shouting is heard*
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Cheese: Why are you the only non-plant food here?
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CHEESE: for most of food history, non-plants were looked down upon (unless you lived in Ancient Grease). Nowadays, it's more equal. I was chosen because I'm smart.
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All foods: If Toz was going to add more, who would you put your vote in for?
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APPLE: That's a good question. There's a lot of fine people here- the goldfish, Strawberry, Papaya, Bread, Dr. Salt and Mr. Pepper, Corn...
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All- have you heard of the latest fruit based app; APPle? It's supposed to be "pear"-y good
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By the way, do you want some of the drinks to be here?
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So, I heard one of you broke the artichoke's heart...
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Frankthetriviaman wrote:All- have you heard of the latest fruit based app; APPle? It's supposed to be "pear"-y good
MANGO: It's amazing!
CELERY: I don't like it. I'm a vegetable. When will they make something for me?
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The Number Of The Diesel wrote:By the way, do you want some of the drinks to be here?
*Soft Guitar music*
APPLE: He gives ice cream brainfreeze.
Your word is as good as his. On second thought, no it's not.
If he mispronounced your name, you'd feel compelled to change it.
He is the Most Interesting Consumable in the World.
BEER: I don't usually resort to cannibalism, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
Stay cannibalistic, my friends.
__________
MANGO: No.
PEAR: No way.
BANANA: Definitely not!
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Frankthetriviaman wrote:So, I heard one of you broke the artichoke's heart...
CHEESE: That was me *blushes*
CELERY: Oh, please. You have no chance of getting a girlfriend, ever.
APPLE: Actually, I dated her before I met Pear. I hope she's not too heartbroken...
CHEESE: Really? Do you think I would have a chance with-
CELERY: No.
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(Get it? Because the center of the artichoke is its heart, lol)
So with how much food is in the fridge, do you guys ever feel berry-ied?
So with how much food is in the fridge, do you guys ever feel berry-ied?
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Frankthetriviaman wrote:(Get it? Because the center of the artichoke is its heart, lol)
So with how much food is in the fridge, do you guys ever feel berry-ied?
(I got it, just couldn't figure out how to incorporate "choke". )
MANGO: It can get very crowded, but it's better than being in the freezer, that's for sure!
CHEESE: I find it crowded, then again I'm a loaf of cheese, so I take up lots of space.
BANANA: Oh, please. Refrigerators are so pedestrian. You can't get "berried" in a fruit bowl!!
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When I asked if you wanted some of the drinks to be here, I meant if you want them to answer questions. (Because vodka, beer, and tequila might have interesting answers.)
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The Number Of The Diesel wrote:When I asked if you wanted some of the drinks to be here, I meant if you want them to answer questions. (Because vodka, beer, and tequila might have interesting answers.)
APPLE: Believe me, you do not want them here.
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All: What do you guys think of us humans?
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Would you maybe consider having another thread for drinks?
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