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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Toz76 on Fri Jul 24, 2015 12:49 am

@Frankthetriviaman wrote:That must be a blast.

CELERY: Yes it is... wait, are you just throwing puns at us? I don't like puns. *narrows eyes*

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Winston Churchill on Fri Jul 24, 2015 12:59 am

Kiwi - Do you have a certain artist who inspires you the most?
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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Toz76 on Fri Jul 24, 2015 1:07 am

KIWI: In terms of human artists, the still lifes of Juan Sánchez Cotán are always inspiring. In terms of food artists, Campbell's Tomato Soup is the one that got me into art in the beginning.

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:15 am

Any thoughts on death?

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Toz76 on Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:26 am

The Number Of The Diesel wrote:Any thoughts on death?

CUCUMBER: We foods try to avoid thinking about our eventual deaths in the mouths of humans. However, I will say: organic foods are slightly more accepting of their fate.

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:39 am

*looks at celery

Now don't you go getting any ideas there


So where do the lot of you stand on the tomato fruit vegetable debate?

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Toz76 on Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:10 am

@Frankthetriviaman wrote:*looks at celery

Now don't you go getting any ideas there


So where do the lot of you stand on the tomato fruit vegetable debate?

APPLE: Tomato identified as a vegetable. *sniff* Poor guy....
CHEESE: Etymologywise, tomatoes are closely related to berries. The difference is irrelevant now, but for the ancient Romaines, where there was a vegetable upper class and a fruit lower class, where they fit in caused a fair bit of consternation.

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:13 am

But you are aware that botanically, tomatoes are fruit?

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Toz76 on Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:17 am

CHEESE: Indeed. A berry, as a matter of fact. Some early ketchups were made with berries!

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Fri Jul 24, 2015 3:32 pm

Cheese:
What's the matter, you look like you've seen a muenster
I cheddar to think at that thought
Do you taste very gouda?
Are you ok, you look very blue?
I met your cousin swiss the other day; is he religious? Because he looks very Hole-y

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Toz76 on Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:27 pm

CHEESE: Excellent puns! Christianity never caught on among foods however, when it was discovered that the "last supper" wasn't the last, so the Swiss pun doesn't work as as well.

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Winston Churchill on Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:29 pm

What do you think of candy?
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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Toz76 on Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:33 pm

APPLE: It really depends on the candy. Some of it is nice, but others- especially sour - don't make pleasant company. Dark chocolate is especially nice.
CUCUMBER: I use a candy cane to walk. He's quite friendly.

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:54 pm

All- So what's watermelon like? Looks tough on the outside, but inside he's a big softy?

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Toz76 on Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:44 pm

@Frankthetriviaman wrote:All- So what's watermelon like? Looks tough on the outside, but inside he's a big softy?

APPLE: Very much so!

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:45 pm

So how often does the banana split?

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Toz76 on Sat Jul 25, 2015 12:04 am

BANANA: Excuse me!? Hardly ever, thank you very much!

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Winston Churchill on Sat Jul 25, 2015 12:06 am

All - Do you wish to revolt against the humans?
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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Toz76 on Sat Jul 25, 2015 12:56 am

William Shakespeare wrote:All - Do you wish to revolt against the humans?

CHEESE: Since the beginning of recorded history, foods and humans have always been at odds. As of right now, we are indeed plotting to-
CELERY: You heard nothing! We aren't planning anything! No sirree! Nothing at all! Nothing whatsoever. Next!

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by blazing skyways on Sat Jul 25, 2015 5:42 pm

All: So, would you guys panic if you started rotting? (I'm looking at you, banana Razz)

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Toz76 on Sat Jul 25, 2015 11:31 pm

BANANA: Foods do not rot. We change our skins or peels day by day in an effort to look unappetizing. Strong cologne also helps.
APPLE: Makes dating awkward, though...

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Sun Jul 26, 2015 5:29 pm

Who do you love?

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Toz76 on Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:49 pm

APPLE: Pear.
PEAR: Apple.
BANANA: None of your business!
GRAPEFRUIT: Uh...
KIWI: Cucumber.
MANGO: What kind of question is this!?
CUCUMBER: Kiwi.
CELERY: *sigh* Rosaline Asparagus- You heard nothing! YOU HEARD NOTHING!
CHEESE: Love is an illusion, evolved in response to [scientific gobbledegook].

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Re: What do your foods really think?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:26 pm

Rosaline Asparagus - Are you aware of what Celery just said?!

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Post by Toz76 on Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:33 pm

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