What do your foods really think?

Dog-gone it!! Beer answered, you know!

By the way, check out the spin-off of this, Ask The Alcohols.

APPLE: You included Beer!? Did I not warn you with my "Most interesting man in the world" parody?

All - Do foods have nationalities? Ex. Escargot from France, Schnitzel from Germany, et cetera.

would that also include:

German chocolate cake
Belgian waffles
French toast
Danish... Danishes

CHEESE: certain foods do indeed have nationalities, however the only way to tell is by the sound of their voice. Also, food countries and human countries differ. Most of Europe is controlled by either New Hamburgia or the United Kitchens. Your Hawaii is the Spamanian Empire. We live in the United Pantries of America, which is very similar to the USA, with similar borders and a democracy (though the political parties are different...)

Do you have parents in the human/conventional sense?

CHEESE: Most foods do not have "parents", but the fruits on their tree/vegetables in their garden are "siblings". In rare cases, two fruits can breed and produce a new fruit, however they typically have severe mental and/or physical defects *glances at Grapefruit*

What country are you all from? (As in, food countries, not human countries.)

CHEESE: We all live in the United Pantries of America, although Pear, Banana, Mango and Kiwi were born in Sothrenia.

What's your favorite band?

APPLE: The Beets.
PEAR: Milky.
BANANA: Gigi and the Monstrosities.
GRAPEFRUIT: Veggietales!
KIWI: I like classical, like Beertohven.
MANGO: Ditto on Beertohven, but Gigi and the Monstrosities are also cool.
CUCUMBER: Crumbs.
CELERY: I prefer Bugle Chip calls.
CHEESE: Honestly, I don't like music. By the way, these are obviously food bands.

All - Do you eat? Considering you are foods, do you simply produce nourishment by yourselves? If not, what do you eat? Is cannibalism acceptable? So many queries..

With bands, what are your favorite HUMAN bands?

William Shakespeare wrote:All - Do you eat? Considering you are foods, do you simply produce nourishment by yourselves? If not, what do you eat? Is cannibalism acceptable? So many queries..

CHEESE: Foods typically eat leaves and drink water. Cannibalism is generally unacceptable, but many practice it in secret in certain locations. Human is a delicacy, but it's becoming increasingly harder to get (I think it's because of the feeling of revenge- human tastes horrid!)

The Number Of The Diesel wrote:With bands, what are your favorite HUMAN bands?

APPLE: Human music is extremely taboo. We don't listen to it.
BANANA: I like Beastie Boys!
APPLE: Well, most of us...

Apple- what's it like at the family reunions?

Given that there is red delicious, golden delicious, Granny Smith, gala, mcintosh, etc.

APPLE: Well, actually, I'm only legally related to the apples that grew in the same orchard as me, and the entire orchard was one apple variety. I do occasionally run into a Golden Delicious or Granny Smith, but I view them as friends, not relatives.

Wait, what did I just click? There was this little plus sign next to the avatar and then I got "your vote has been cast"

That's the "like post" button. The minus button below it is "dislike post".

Oh, wait, keep in character... um, Cheese said that!

All- So what does an apple a day really do?

APPLE: I'm the same apple every day!
PEAR: We hope he keeps the doctor away. They're always telling people to eat healthy... and WE'RE HEALTHY!
BANANA: Waste my time.
CHEESE: Everyday at 6:27 sharp, Apple wakes up, then-
APPLE: No! You'll give away our location!
CHEESE: Mentioning that you watch "Veggietales" won't compromise our location-
APPLE: NEXT QUESTION, PLEASE!

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

CHEESE: The egg, of course. Not all eggs are chicken eggs.

You know, it occurs to me that the seeds of fruit need to be cut out in order to get them, and plant them. So does that mean for you to have kids you need to...

APPLE: Surgery.
PEAR: Or DNA extraction/implantation.