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Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by Toz76 on Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:23 pm

Leonardo Da Vinci. Albert Einstein. Stephen Hawking. Arguably the three most brilliant people ever to live. How are they so smart? There can only be one explanation... one of them is an alien!

That's right! One of these three is clearly an alien sent to earth in a futile attempt to enlighten humanity. But which is it? Let us argue for months without reaching a conclusion, like the backwards primitives we are! Remember, only one is an alien!

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(Remember, this is intended as a joke. It is meant to be harmless fun, and not to be taken seriously.)


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Re: Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:31 am

I suspect that Eisenhower- I mean, Watson- I mean, Einstein is the alien. I mean, that hairdo...

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Re: Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by Toz76 on Tue Sep 29, 2015 7:48 pm

Pff. It must be hair gel. Now Da Vinci... he was a genius! Just look at his inventions! He was 500 years ahead of his time!

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Re: Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Wed Sep 30, 2015 10:05 pm

You are forgetting - aliens would want to destroy the earth, and Einstein encouraged the US to use the atomic bomb. Make sense? Good.

Unveiling the alien...

He is the alien!!

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Re: Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by Toz76 on Thu Oct 01, 2015 12:24 am

His eyebrows are much too small to be those of an alien!



Now, those eyebrows are out-of-this-world bushy!

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Re: Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Thu Oct 01, 2015 1:01 pm


Does this look bushy to you? No! Thus, it's obviously Einstein.

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Re: Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by Toz76 on Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:14 pm

And where's the Einstein hair?

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Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:19 pm

He obviously applied it so that he'd look like a human. He's tricky, he is! After all, he was one of the smartest men, so he is the alien. Don't debate that, Toz. Razz

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Re: Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by Toz76 on Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:27 pm

Da Vinci was smarter. Did you know he built the first flying machine as well as the first automobile?

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Re: Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:28 pm

Ah, but who came up with the theory of relativity? Even I don't get it!

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Post by Toz76 on Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:30 pm

Einstein was fifty years ahead of his time with the theory of relativity (which is actually not too hard to grasp). Da Vinci was FIVE HUNDRED years ahead of his time.

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Re: Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:33 pm

Hmm, you're right. I was thinking of the wrong thing.

But still! Einstein had to have been the alien! Remember the atomic bomb? Well, aliens want to destroy us...

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Re: Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by Frankthetriviaman on Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:46 pm

wait, what are we doing here?

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Re: Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:46 am

Debating who is the alien!

It's Einstein!

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Re: Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by luctheminecrafter on Mon Oct 19, 2015 5:50 pm

Wait, wait, wait. Who says only ONE of them is an alien?
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Re: Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Mon Oct 19, 2015 5:57 pm

I do. Only Einstein is. (Get that, Toz?)

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Post by CGT on Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:19 pm

Hawking, obviously, he can't speak, his race of aliens must use a different form of speech!
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Re: Da Vinci, Einstein, and Hawking: Who is the alien?

Post by Hallowed Be Thy Name on Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:02 am

No, it's defiantly Einstein.

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