Calvinball

Other kid's games are all such a bore!
They gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!
Calvinball is better by far!
It's never the same! It's always bizarre!
You don't need a team or a referee!
You know that it's great, 'cause it's named after me!
Rumma-tum-tum, rumma-tum-tum
rumma-tum-tum, rumma-tum-tum

I get the ball and run to wicket 10.

Unfortunately, I tackle Toz, grab the ball, and throw it to...

Frank! But I catch it!

I run to the river and throw the ball in, I find a turtle and throw it to the treehouse base, earning R points. I am in the lead.

I take the ball and run to the Song Zone. Now everyone must sing when they have the ball.

YOU'RE THE JUDGE, OH NO, SET ME FREEEEEEEEE!

I snatch the ball, but fall into THE METAL PIT!!  Touchdown! (Due to the fact that everyone else's ears burst thanks to the heavy metal.)

But I touched the Share The Wealth Pole! I get half your points!

Score:
Luc: R
Toz: 3
Oath: 3 (pending extra point kick)

I keep holding the ball, and rebound for another go. I toss..............

At nothing.

I grab the ball, still wet from the river. I toss to TGC.

"EW! IT'S WET!" he shouts.

I catch it with my net, and toss it into the laundromat.

SCORE! One sock!

Score:

Toz: 3
Luc: R
Oath: 3 and a sock.

I love socks.

Mr. Lawn Dro Matt gives me the ball. I get to serve first!

You serve... pizza.

I take the ball, since I am the fastest eater, and run for the hills (literally). I hide in

I find you. Apparently you didn't run to the hills, run for your lives! Run to the hills, run for your lives! very well.

I throw the ball to Toz.

I kick it into the goal. Score!

Luc R
Toz 4
D11 3 and a sock

I take the ball, and drop into the basked, pick it up, drop into the basket, pick it up, drop into the basket...

That's the "Minus 1 point" basket!

Luc: R
Toz: 4
D11: A Sock

I put it in the +2000 basket, then.

Luc: R
Toz: 4
D11: 2000 and a sock.

I put the -1 basket IN the +2000 basket, so I get to choose who to subtract 2000 from. And I choose Toz!

Moi: R
Toz: -1996
D11: 2000 and a sock.

I toss the ball in the +10000 basket.

Luc: R
Toz: -1996
Me: 12000 and a sock