Let's Start A Band!

Let's start an All-Game band. We could be the Grateful Thread, Creamed, or even the Three Beatles. What do you think we should be called? (You don't have to pick one of my suggestions; you can make up your own.)

Well, if we are starting a band, let's add a unique sound to it.

I'll play trumpet (only instrument I know)

I'll play lead guitar and/or vocals. Or bass.

Well that depends on who else we get in it.

What should we call it?

... No idea; but it should be something clever.

What about, 'Thred Zeppelin'? Or the 'Thread Kennedys'? Or even 'Black Mammath'?

The Postie Boys? Forum Jam? Of Forums And Men? The Black Keyboards? SiF and Olly?

The Mamas and the Posters? The Beach Posts? Diesel 11, Frank, & Toz?
No wait a sec... what about

Dr Salt and Mr. Pepper's Artichoke Hearts Club Band!
Or perhaps Lonely Forum Club Band?

The Three Beatles?

All right, let's write out first song!

"We are the troopers!
We are the troopers!
We are the troopers!"

"Uh Frank, you're just saying the same line over and over again."

"Yes; all the biggest hits these days are just one line with a few syllables repeated over and over again to a catchy beat" Frank said.

"Oh"

"We are the troopers!
We are the troopers!
We are the troopers!
We are the troopers!
We are the troopers!"

"Yo, I had ten donuts yesterday,
But now I got only five
Because my sister ate 'em,
My luck just took a dive.

Donut donut,
I wanna eat a donut, donut donut
I wanna eat a donut, donut donut
I wanna eat that chocolate donut!"

Yeah!

"So we have 2 songs?" Frank asked

"I wanna eat some turkey,
Eat some turkey soon!
I wanna eat some turkey,
Eat some turkey soon!"
–"I Wanna Eat Some Turkey" by F.O.R.U.M.

"Close your screen and forget your username
Step outside your internet and let your history drain
Frozen GIFs stare deep in your mind as you PIE!!!"
–"Seasons on the Internet" by All-Gamer.

ISOLATION! *dun-dun-dun da-na-na na na na*
ISOLATION! *dun-dun-dun da-na-na na na na*
This is Fred, he was eatin' bread!
I shot him in the head and now he's dead!
Tried to get away, but I couldn't,
The cops showed up, an' they put me in
ISOLATION! *dun-dun-dun da-na-na na na na*
ISOLATION! *dun-dun-dun da-na-na na na na*
ISOLATION! *dun-dun-dun da-na-na na na na*
ISOLATION! *dun-dun-dun da-na-na na na na*
(my brother came up with this when he was 8. There's worse. Be afraid...)

That's our lead single right there

"So how many songs is that now?"  Frank asked

What about this one?

Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I wanted too
And I get real frustrated, and its like
And I try hard to do it and take my time
And it just doesn't work out the way I want it too
It's like I concentrate on it real hard but it just doesn't work out
And everything I do and everything I try, it never turns out
It's like I need time to figure these things out
But there's always someone there going
Hey Mike: You know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately
You know, maybe you get away, and like maybe you should talk about it,
You'll feel a lot better
And I go: No it's okay, you know I'll figure it out
Just leave me alone I'll figure it out
You know I'll just work it on myself,
And they go: Well you know if you want to talk about it I'll be here, you know
And you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it, so want don't you talk about it
And I go: No I don't want to, I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself
And they just keep bugging me and they just keep bugging me
And it builds up inside
So you're gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way
I'm not crazy - institution
You're the one who's crazy - institution
You're driving me crazy - institution
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy - myself
I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go: What, what's the matter?
And she goes: What's the matter with you?
I go: There's nothing wrong mom
And she goes: Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
And I go: No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know,
Why don't you get me a Pepsi
And she goes: No you're on drugs!
I go: Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking
She goes: No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go: Mom just give me a Pepsi, please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
Just a Pepsi
They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy
I'm not crazy - institution
You're the one who's crazy - institution
You're driving me crazy - institution
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy - myself
I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in
And they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go:
Mike, we need to talk to you
And I go: Okay what's the matter
They go:
Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems,
You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody,
We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself
So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere
Where you could get the help that you need
And I go: Wait, what are you talking about, we decided!?
My best interest?! How do you know what's my best interest is?
How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?
When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,
I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy?
They say they're gonna fix my brain
Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my head
Mentally I'll be dead
I'm not crazy - institution
You're the one who's crazy - institution
You're driving me crazy - institution
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy - myself
It doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyway


"But... isn't that by the Suicidal Tendencies?"
Of course it is. It'll be a cover song.

"But I'm telling you guys; "We are the Troopers" will be our number one hit, easy!" Frank said.

What! That song? But it just repeats itself!

Then again, what with the modern pop music out there, I can see it reach No.1...

But let's not forget the other genres now:

I left alone
My internet was broken
I needed time to get a new comp before I went insane

What did I see?
Can I believe
That what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy?

A new compuTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

If you want to destroy my sweater,
pull this thread as I walk away...

More covers!

How about this?

What do you mean, "I don't believe in Toz"? 
I talk to him everyday. 
What do you mean, "I don't support your forum"? 
I'll be a mod if I have to 
What do you mean, "I can't get online on time"? 
I got nothing better to do. 
And, what do you mean, "I don't pay Verizon"? 
Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?

If there's a new way, 
I'll be the first in line. 
But it better work this time. 


What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"? 
I didn't know you had any feelings. 
What do you mean, "I ain't kind"? 
Just not your kind.
What do you mean, "I couldn't be the Admin 
Of Some Forum Online"? 
Tell me something, it's still "You make it, it's yours," right? 


If there's a new way 
I'll be the first in line 
But it better work this time 

Can you put a price on peace?

Peace, 
Peace sells,
Peace, 
Peace sells,
Peace sells, but who's buying? 
Peace sells, but who's buying? 
Peace sells, but who's buying? 
Peace sells, but who's buying? 
No, peace sells

I smell Weird Al Yankovic's spirit being channeled...

Good point.

What am I even singing... dudududududududu...