Re: Corrupt a Wish!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:57 pm

Granted, my secret army of Number carriers/protectors come back and kill you by trapping you in amber.

I wish forl.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Jul 23, 2015 12:53 am

Granted, but there's a computer error

I wish for the best lawyer in town

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:19 am

Granted, the other lawyers kill him... and you.

I wish for NoKoNoTchla;sfadshfl;kksdafl;ksadfsdkjf;klasdhfl;KHASF;lkashdfdkl;asdfh;LKHDSFA;lkahsdf;lkashdfln Grief?

by **blazing skyways** Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:11 pm

Granted, you get xbnsavbdcvwcbnvwebnv

I wish for a vanilla frap

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Jul 23, 2015 7:42 pm

Granted, you get a chocolate poison.

I wish for mine own new.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:23 pm

Granted, it quickly ages

I wish for glasses

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:57 am

Granted, they break (eyes aren't glass proof).

I wish for thou's wish.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:02 pm

granted, but it comes true for the other guy

I wish for peace, love and harmony

by **blazing skyways** Sat Jul 25, 2015 11:31 am

Granted, it only lasts for two seconds

I wish for a pet mink

by laG roiL Sun Jul 26, 2015 2:55 pm

Granted, it starts digging under your house.

I wish Danny Din were adapted into a live action film.

by **blazing skyways** Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:31 pm

Granted, it's quality is terrible

I wish for some cookie dough

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Jul 30, 2015 12:03 am

Granted, raw egg is supposedly dangerous

I wish for gravy

by laG roiL Sat Aug 01, 2015 1:14 pm

Granted, it's actually tea.

~~I wish there was a Hebrew font that closely resembled Flange BQ~~

Update: "Asakim" and some others are near perfect substitutes.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sat Aug 01, 2015 1:55 pm

Granted, hope your chicken doesn't fall... but it does.

I wish for Wisconsin.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Sat Aug 01, 2015 10:43 pm

Granted... you get half a ton of moldy Wisconsin cheese

I wish for peace on earth

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sun Aug 02, 2015 3:17 pm

Granted, peace sells... but who's buyin'? Twisted Evil

Is witch four ae cou.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Mon Aug 03, 2015 12:55 am

Granted... You can speak gibberish
I wish for pots and pans

by **blazing skyways** Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:11 pm

Granted, they melt

I wish for some iced coffee

by **Frankthetriviaman** Mon Aug 03, 2015 10:04 pm

granted, its been spilled

I wish for the best chicken around

by **blazing skyways** Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:12 pm

Granted, it gets hit by a bus

I wish for a new calculator

by **Frankthetriviaman** Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:04 pm

Granted; its a very old model

I wish to be top poster here

by **blazing skyways** Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:39 am

Granted, but it only lasts for a day

I wish for school not to start

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Aug 27, 2015 2:07 am

Granted, you lose your knowledge

I wish for the meatball special

by laG roiL Sat Aug 29, 2015 2:02 pm

Granted, no one knows what it is..

I wish Naomi Shemer were resurrected.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:08 pm

Granted, but you'll have to do it, as I don't know her.

I wish that this wish will corrupt the wish that will be corrupted by the wish that will corrupt this corrupted wish.

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