Re: The "If" Game

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:39 pm

"Messiah's coming," I'd cry out lout.

If you were a nowhere man...

by **Frankthetriviaman** Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:49 pm

(I wish I knew the reference, lol)

I would be 64

If we all lived in a yellow submarine

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:55 pm

We'd sail onto the sun, 'til we found the Sea of Green.

If you've got troubles

by **Frankthetriviaman** Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:09 pm

I've got them too

Of there was a Rock of Bock

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:10 pm

Then Bach wouldn't like his name being changed.

If you wanted to fight for your right to party...

by **Frankthetriviaman** Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:56 pm

I would

If there was a Highway to Hell

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sat Oct 03, 2015 5:36 pm

I wouldn't drive on it.

If there was a killer queen...

by laG roiL Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:53 am

There'd be a kingdom of crime.

If Frozen was not the only Disney film that could brainwash me.

by **Toz76** Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:01 am

And at last he sees the light...

If I had words to make a day for you...

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:56 am

...they would be these:

If I were not human...

by laG roiL Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:14 pm

You couldn't do anything on here.

If you weren't so sickeningly mad about trashy (not Trash [genre]) music.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:27 pm

Well, I'm not. Wink

If we had a party...

by **Frankthetriviaman** Sat Oct 10, 2015 4:40 pm

I may not end up invited Sad

If we created the next big thing...

by **The Number of the Diesel** Tue Oct 20, 2015 5:54 pm

We'd be rich! Smile

If you weren't so unnormally insane...

by **Frankthetriviaman** Mon Jan 18, 2016 12:00 am

I'd be sane.

If you danced an Irish jig

by **The Number of the Diesel** Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:20 am

Well I did once, in 3WSR.

If you hadn't eaten a mouse...

by laG roiL Sat Jan 23, 2016 10:35 am

I never would, as I eat Kosher.

If the above meant Kirby liked me (Brentalfloss reference).

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sat Jan 23, 2016 7:28 pm

...I don't get it... Neutral

If I was laG...

by laG roiL Mon Jan 25, 2016 2:46 am

You wouldn't be D11.

If Luc didn't spam just to get more posts.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:09 am

He DOESN'T spam, laG. Sure they might not be as detailed as some, but it's not really spam, as he is on the correct topic, and knows what he's talking about.

If I were a lion...

by laG roiL Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:58 pm

They might've thought you were Simba (if you could still talk).

If you were a Mortal Kombatant...

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:16 pm

...well I've never heard of a Mortal Kombatant...

If you were a steam shovel...

by laG roiL Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:52 pm

(Anyone who's engaged in a Mortal Kombat fight, of course).

I'd look like Ned, albeit smarter.

If I looked like some lame, unoriginal South Park character with Floating Bufferbeams on my body (I'm talking about this weirdo).

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Jan 25, 2016 4:25 pm

Then you could join a freak show.

If laG was really Kristoff in disguise...

by laG roiL Sat Jan 30, 2016 8:17 am

...

If Knapford Station had a Platform 9¾.

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