Re: Jokes and riddles

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Jul 30, 2015 2:16 pm

it is door two... it was on an episode of Brain Games. This question is actually quite popular as a "logic test," if that makes any sense

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:46 pm

Whatever... Razz

Short way of saying it:
"My grandmother's cousin's grandson was in a metal band."

Long way of saying it:
"My dad's mother's cousin's daughter's son was in a metal band."

How are you related again?!

by **Frankthetriviaman** Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:38 pm

You are cousins?

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:57 pm

No. Actually, that wasn't supposed to be a question...

by **Frankthetriviaman** Fri Jul 31, 2015 5:12 pm

What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Jul 31, 2015 5:13 pm

None?

by **Toz76** Fri Jul 31, 2015 5:37 pm

Frankthetriviaman wrote:What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow

I don't know! *falls off bridge*

by **Frankthetriviaman** Sat Aug 01, 2015 1:46 am

Next one:

What has a bed but doesn't sleep and runs but doesn't have legs

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sat Aug 01, 2015 9:43 am

River.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Sat Aug 01, 2015 10:52 pm

Correct

Who wants to do the next one?

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sun Aug 02, 2015 2:44 pm

TEACHER - You missed school yesterday, didn't you, Kathy?
KATHY - No, I didn't miss it one bit!

by **Frankthetriviaman** Mon Aug 03, 2015 12:07 am

A man was excited to find out he won a contest to win a Toyota. He went to claim his prize, only to find out it was a Star Wars action figure

"Huh?"

"Here is your brand new Toy Yoda sir."

by **Toz76** Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:31 am

True story: one winter, a man went ice-fishing. In Minnesota. He got a rental car and drove to the lake. The ice was frozen very thick, so he was able to drive out to the middle of the lake where the ice hole was.

A few hours later, the man prepares to get back in the car, only to find that he locked his keys in the car. He called the rental company and asked if they could help. The agent pulled up a GPS readout and said:

"Forget the keys, your car's at the bottom of a lake!"

by **Frankthetriviaman** Mon Aug 03, 2015 2:57 pm

"I'm not asking you who's on second."

"who's on first!"

by **Toz76** Mon Aug 03, 2015 4:05 pm

"So do you pay the first baseman?"

"Yes we do."

"And you write his name on the check?"

"Of course we do?"

"So at the end of the day, who gets the money?"

"Every dollar of it."

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Aug 03, 2015 5:49 pm

I don't really get that one. Would you mind explaining?

by **Frankthetriviaman** Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:04 pm

Have you ever seen "Who's on first?" by Abbott and Costello? Its from that

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:16 pm

No I haven't.

Ralph decided to visit George. When he arrived, he said, "Man, I had a hard time getting here!"
"Why?" asked George.
"Because for every step I took forward, I took two steps back."
"Then how did you get here at all?"
"I gave up and walked back home."

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:44 pm

I'm going to berry you!

*Throws blueberries at you

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:48 pm

-NOTE: I do not own this!

by **Frankthetriviaman** Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:47 pm

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sat Oct 03, 2015 5:56 pm

What will be the destroyer?

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:19 pm

Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?

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