Re: 1 Sentence Story

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:37 pm

But this was 20 years ago, and as he sat in his jail cell, he thought of crimes he'd committed that were far times worse than that one.

by **Toz76** Sun Jul 19, 2015 6:41 pm

Holdups, arson, jaywalking- you name it, he'd done it, short of murder.

(This is depressing... Razz

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by **The Number of the Diesel** Sun Jul 19, 2015 9:18 pm

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Suddenly as he was thinking, he heard a crash, and saw that a diesel had broken through the walls, and as he stared, the diesel said, "I'm Diesel 5000 XL, and I'm gonna get you out of here!"

by **Toz76** Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:21 pm

Bewildered, but not dumb enough to pass up an escape opportunity, he climbed aboard.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:53 pm

Regretfully, he didn't get far; diesel 5000 xl's plan did not account for him coming off the rails and thus he was stuck there.

by **Toz76** Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:58 pm

Meanwhile, in Detroit, Jennete Michelle was cross.

by Winston Churchill Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:33 am

She had no breakfast, the most important meal of the day; Nor was it served up Gary's way.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:13 pm

But suddenly magic rails appeared!

by **Frankthetriviaman** Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:27 pm

She follows them to... Her living room... How anti-climactic.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:33 pm

But that's the wrong story, so, back to it.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:03 am

Now, where did we leave off?

by **Toz76** Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:49 am

The prisoner was interrupted from his reverie by footsteps.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:29 am

It was the hangman, ready to take the prisoner to the gallow's pole.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:39 am

"Wait, what year is this... No one uses the gallows anymore" the prisoner said, breaking the fourth wall

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:54 am

Unfortunately, he bumped into a gunman.

by **Toz76** Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:10 am

"No one uses a firing squad, either."

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:10 am

Those were the last thoughts he ever thought.

by **Toz76** Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:11 am

When his mother found out, she was furious.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:12 am

She swore that those who killed him would pay.

by **Toz76** Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:13 am

She called the prison to find out what had happened.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:18 am

Once she did, she hopped in her car; she'd run over the guys.

by **Toz76** Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:21 am

What she didn't know is that the people who had broken in were miles away.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:22 am

So she bombed the whole prison instead.

by **Toz76** Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:25 am

The prison workers were completely innocent, so she became a mass murderer.

Sad

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:26 am

Suddenly, something said, "101010 is the Number of the Diesel."

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