Re: Corrupt a Wish!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sat Jul 18, 2015 5:22 pm

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish for Frank.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:04 am

Granted, I'm here

I wish for a great vacation (in Florida 19 days. Smile

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by **blazing skyways** Sun Jul 19, 2015 1:15 pm

Granted, you get your hand bitten off by an alligator over there

I wish for some sunscreen

by **Frankthetriviaman** Sun Jul 19, 2015 1:33 pm

Granted, it's spf 0

I wish for carbon

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:07 pm

Granted, it's with oxygen. So that would make it carbon monoxide...

I wish fort 'ou.

by **blazing skyways** Sun Jul 19, 2015 6:44 pm

Granted, you fade away

I wish those flies would stop flying onto my food

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:14 pm

Granted, you're paralyzed by a tick.

I wish for my old name.

by **blazing skyways** Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:23 pm

Granted, everyone dislikes it

I wish for a fuzzy blanket

by **The Number of the Diesel** Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:40 am

Granted, with spikes.

I wish for a;sfakshf.

by **blazing skyways** Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:47 pm

Granted, it turns into zbnxjbcw instead

I wish for some mango juice

by **The Number of the Diesel** Tue Jul 21, 2015 6:00 pm

Granted, the kiwi revolts.

I wish for Iron Maiden's new album, The Book Of Souls.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Tue Jul 21, 2015 10:21 pm

Granted, it breaks

I wish for nature to bend to my will

by **Toz76** Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:32 am

Granted, you bend it too much and it breaks.

(Actually, 101010, the mango would probably revolt much more than the kiwi!)

I wish to finally defeat the Schnoz.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Wed Jul 22, 2015 9:37 am

Granted, but the battle will be long, dramatic, over the top and over budget

I wish to see the light

by **Toz76** Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:36 am

Granted, it's too bright and it blinds you.

I wish to be one with nature.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:45 am

Granted, you get a hamburger that's stuck to you.

I wish for Shnoz to take his rightful place as king.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:48 am

Granted, the king of kurdelian

I wish for democratic principles

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:49 am

Granted, the demonic forces invade.

I wish that Clinton will not become President.

by **blazing skyways** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:26 pm

Granted, but he becomes Vice President

I wish for more gum

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:43 pm

Granted, it's stuck on pussheen.

I wish for this thing you call 'normal'.

by **blazing skyways** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:44 pm

Granted, it kills you

I wish for ??????

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:44 pm

Granted, you get ~~~~.

I wish for pussheen the cat to be mouse-napped.

by **blazing skyways** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:45 pm

Granted, you get mouse-napped as well

I wish for more free time

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:49 pm

Granted, but only for 1 second, and then you have to work for eternity in my army. Sound good?

I wish for more members for my secret army of Number carriers/protectors.

by **blazing skyways** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:56 pm

Granted, they all get killed

I wish for amber

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