The Story Game

The writer was now confused

"Wait, With blacksmiths, dragons, castles, knights and elders, how is this not medieval times?"

So he decided to calm down and continue writing the story, to see where it would go.

(They were living in a land that wanted to preserve medieval history.)

They got to the TV Station.

They met someone outside the station.

"Hey, I know you!  You're Vlad!  Leader of the Coordinated United Terrifying Evil-doers Supreme!  Can I join you?  I'd love to be a CUTIE!

...wait, I thought you died?"
"I did, but I came back to life."
"Oh my gosh!" cried the man, who dropped to his knees.
"And anyway," said Vlad, "I'm abolishing the CUTIES and the KNUCKLEHEADS, and making the One World Empire, with the One World Army."

They entered the TV Station.

But the knuckleheads were not under Vlad's authority, so he couldn't abolish them.

So Vlad made the announcement that the world was his... But no one took it seriously and life continued as normal.

Meanwhile, Heph's battle was reaching its climax

He swung his sword...

Tors facepalmed. He shouldn't have been daydreaming about Vlad making his announcement.
The people at the TV Station were shocked to see Vlad. The UN president, who was there, jumped. "Why, I thought you were dead!"
"I was, but I came back to life."
It was announced that Vlad had come back to life, and everyone now thought that Vlad must be a god. Thus, they put him in charge of both the KNUCKLEHEADS and the UN. He abolished both, and turned them into the One World Army, and the One World Empire, respectively. He got every nation to work together, to make the world a 'one world nation'. He now ruled the world.

Heph...

was winning his battle.

Suddenly Vlad realized he was in the future, and was so used to being king there that he didn't even realize the change and neither did his people. It seemed his ordeal through escaping the Underworld had taken him centuries, so he grabbed Tors and went to his Castle to find the top scientists. They found another time machine that had been built and went back to the past to go take it over and stop Heph.

Meanwhile Heph...

won. Finally.

He rushed in and found Noproe.

"I brought your boat!" He said, handing him the piece of wood that turned into Aluk.

Noproe stared at Aluk for a while, turning it over in his hands, before finally...

jumping up and giving him a hug.

Meanwhile, Vlad

Had returned to his proper time period... The quest for Heph would be long, grueling and terrifying.

Vlad ran forward to begin his quest.

"I'll wipe that dog off the face of the earth," he grinned, and rode away.

Meanwhile, Samarkand...

Was minding his one business when a man and a woman walked up to him and pinned him to the wall.
"Where are the weapons?", the man asked angrily
"I don't know?", he responded, scared. The mysterious dou, angered at this waste of time, left him alone.
What the didn't realize was that he was actually...

Dravini!

After Elmo's disappearance, the little goblin had nowhere to go. So he began seeking the Weapons of War. So far, all he had was the Spear of Terror, but it was enough.

He shot a lightning bolt at the duo. "Who are you two?"

"That doesn't matter to you, SLIME!" Said the woman in that creepy echoey horror movie voice.

The two rushed at each other...

Meanwhile, Heph and his party, plus Noproe, were speaking with the pirates.

"Hello there... Heph, is it? What do you want?"

Then Eli shouted, " I'm a pirate captain, but those aren't my men, my men are at Pirate's Bay, you're being deceived!"

Just then the "pirates" they were talking to turned out to be mercenaries sent by the remainder of Elmo's forces to kill Heph

Heph responded with...

Preparing to attack.  The Pirates fired their flintlock pistols!  Unfortunately for the Pirates, Their combination of poor range and lack of rifling made it nearly impossible to hit anything, and the bullets just whizzed by and around Heph and crew

Heph went on the offensive.

Meanwhile, Vlad...

Made it back to his proper time

"Now, where were we?" He said as he tried to figure out what his next move should be.

So he

Decided to look for Weapons before going after Heph

Meanwhile Heph and Co. had beat the mercenaries and had them tied up on the shore. they had come in a big ship that Heph's group couldn't work alone, so Eli had a plan.

Eli went up to the mercenaries and said, " Well gentlemen, we will be "confiscating" your ship now, but we're feeling merciful, so we want to take you with us. The only condition is you must work the entire time. You can stay here if you refuse, but I think that's when the monsters we defeated will come back, and will probably be hungry", the mercenaries, scared at this last line, all volunteered to go.
Agreeing with Eli's advice, Heph decided to take his group, plus Noproe because he felt like finally leaving the island, to Pirate's Bay to reunite with Eli's forces. The gang of adventurers, and the mercenaries working the ship, set sail for the legendary bay.
Meanwhile...

Jarmz was feeling tired. He had just

Eaten a really bad sandwich

Meanwhile Heph and Co had spent nine days at sea and were almost at Pirate's Bay

"Just a little bit farther, let me launch the signal, then they won't shoot us when we get close to port", Eli said as he raised a blue and black flag.

When the men at the port saw this flag they allowed the ship to dock and when they saw Eli get off the ship with Heph, they all bowed down.

"Are they bowing to me?", Heph asked curiously

"No me", Eli replied, " they kinda call me the Pirate King or closest to being, the former King of Pirates left a great treasure, and I'm looking for it".

So the group left the docks and went further into the scum and villainy of the bay, and to a tavern called the Woodpile.

"He is where my crew lies, I want you to meet them", Eli said, so they group walked in onto a crowd of hundreds drinking and partying. When they saw Eli walk in, they shouted, "Captain!", and Eli, Heph, and the rest of the gang joined in on the celebration.

Meanwhile...

Dravini was approaching!

Disguised as a human, he wandered through the crowd, robbing people and slitting their throats without drawing attention to himself (truly, a lost art). He was there for one reason- kill Heph and take the Sword of Destiny!

Yes, I know that's two reasons. Sheesh.

Meanwhile, Vlad...