Re: King of the Hill

by **The Number of the Diesel** Tue Jul 21, 2015 12:32 pm

Toz76 wrote:(BTW, I'm renaming my position/this thread king, please don't abuse your powers like this again.)

(Sorry. I didn't know it was wrong. I only did it for a change in pace.)

The styrofoam kills you, allowing Toz to become king.

I kill Toz, allowing me to become king.

"My subjects: check out http://classicrocklists.prophpbb.com "

by **Frankthetriviaman** Tue Jul 21, 2015 10:28 pm

"You traitor!!"

They feed you to the lions, and it turns out I never died because I possess a healing factor

I take back the throne and declare today to be "national dog day " in honor of man's best friend

by **Toz76** Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:16 am

You all realize these people are cat people, right?

To make a long story short, I'm king again, and tomorrow is the much-anticipated Cat Day.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Wed Jul 22, 2015 9:32 am

After letting cat day pass, you end up in a coma because of a freak cheeseburger accident, so I regain the throne.

"My subjects, I have returned!"

by **Toz76** Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:29 am

There is a rumbling... a crash... and layer upon layer of dirt mysteriously vanishes!

When the dust settles, the hill has shrunk to a small, symmetrical hump in the ground about 10 feet high. The people blame you for this and chase you to the next hill over, where you are captured and enslaved by the Llihians.

I am now the sole inhabitant of the hill, and by extension its king.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:50 am

I wake up from my nightmare to find the hill is still normal

"So, the Bambershults, the Grigornutz, the Wingdelons and Yatriaks want to destroy us, eh? Welllwill see about that. Prepare the Arline's... Tomorrow, we attack first!"

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:59 am

The people notice that you spelled "well" wrong, and dump you into a river, give me the throne, and become enslaved to the Number of the Diesel.

That makes me king.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:11 pm

"What? We will not become slaves!" They sell you to the Shanderkruds and rescue me.

"Where was I? Ah, yes. We attack tomorrow; strike at them before they attack us!"

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:11 pm

But the Number of the Diesel (101010) wipes out opposition.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:17 pm

But I divide that number by zero, casting it into oblivion

And since you never took control, I am still in charge.

"Gentlemen... Let's go! If those neighboring kingdoms want our land, they'll have to destroy us to get it!" And the army matches to battle

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:25 pm

Then my secret army of Number carriers/protectors take control of the kingdom, and move it over to Hellen, the land between Heaven & Hell, where I live, and the Number dwells, so you can never get the kingdom back.

However, I don't take the people, and I make a new kingdom for you guys.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:42 pm

Which basically means you never took control

Upon my triumphant return, i bring the kingdom back to its full glory and promise that no outside threat will ever ruin the kingdom again

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:00 pm

And no outside threat DOES come again. Your queen was in my control the entire time, helping the Number's evil forces, and now she stabs you, making me ruler.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Jul 23, 2015 12:38 am

But I don't have a queen

Your phony queen stabbed the king of the Gorganoles, who promptly declare war on you; you're out numbered 15:1. Terrified, you flee as the oversized army chases you away

I take the throne and proceed to make improvements to the roads

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:45 am

I move that we split up the kingdom: the right for Toz, the middle for me, and the left for Frank.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:23 pm

But the people want to remain united and seal you in the foundation of the newly built orphanage.

I maintain my power as king

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:06 pm

But then I say that Frank is traitor = death to that Frankenfrank!

I'm king, thank you!

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:08 pm

"Wait, King Frank never betrayed us!"

You are boiled in oil as I resume the kingship.

by CGT Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:20 pm

I use a beam of light and a beam of night and a beam of flight and a beam of becoming the "right"ious King using those beams

by **Frankthetriviaman** Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:29 pm

Well played

But I send you on a wild goose chase to "bring the dead sea back to life" and in your absence I return to power

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:35 pm

But the Dead Sea thinks that you are mocking it, and sends out a 'wave' of destruction, after which the people revolt and make me king. Hay! It's the people's choice!

by **Toz76** Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:43 pm

But the people are scandalized because you spelled "hey" wrong, so they choose to make me king. Hey, it's the people's choice! Twisted Evil

by **Frankthetriviaman** Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:55 pm

Unfortunately, you wake up one night hearing scary noises under your bed. Terrified of monsters, you run away from the kingdom and I resume control... Good thing my bedroom is on another floor.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Jul 27, 2015 2:38 pm

But the monster breaks through the floor, kills you, and demolishes the kingdom. I kill it, make a new palace, and honor Toz and Frank as 'past kings' (even though they were wimps!).

by **Frankthetriviaman** Tue Jul 28, 2015 9:33 am

Ah, but thanks to my healing factor I wasn't killed by the monster. I exile it to the island of Quilda and force you to become a stable boy for life and I resume control.

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