Re: What do your foods really think?

by **The Number of the Diesel** Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:48 pm

Alright...

You're thoughts on cissexism.

by **Toz76** Wed Dec 30, 2015 6:02 pm

APPLE: Well, foods don't have a "gender", per se, so we really don't worry about it. For humans, it's a problem, but not as big as antifoodism!

(My views: Unintentional cissexism is far too commonplace in our society. I'm a guy who "looks like a girl" (read: I have long hair (which is cissexism in and of itself)), so I always feel awkward using public restrooms- imagine how someone who is non-binary would feel! I am a huge supporter of equal rights, but it seems like not enough is being done about cissexism. Why do you ask?)

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Dec 30, 2015 7:11 pm

(I was just curious - it struck me as being somewhat far fetched (that's just my opinion - I don't really care about it though).)

Have you ever felt that sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name?

by **Toz76** Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:20 am

(Far-fetched!? How can it be far-fetched? Explain yourself.)

APPLE: I'm an apple named Apple. Everybody knows my name.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:07 am

Apple- does being a "sweet" or "tart" type of Apple usually reflect in personality?

by **Toz76** Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:39 am

APPLE: Not really. If anything, the reverse, actually. I have a grandmother, a Miss Smith, sweetest lady you'll ever meet. And then my old teacher, Mrs. Honeycrisp... well, let's just say Granny was sweeter.

by **Toz76** Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:56 pm

ELLA THE SALMON: Hello, all! I'm a new member of the food pantheon. I'm excited to get a human perspective and spread my knowledge...

by **Frankthetriviaman** Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:27 pm

You farmed or wild?

by **Toz76** Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:38 pm

ELLA: Er... well, the live salmon was wild, I personally am neither...

by **Frankthetriviaman** Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:47 pm

Be glad you're all natural... farmed salmon look sickly gray

All- why do some of you guys just seem to work so well together?

by **Toz76** Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:05 pm

APPLE: Unity through diversity!
GRAPEFRUIT: Teamwork!
CHEESE: A monarchy!
MANGO: Food pairings!
...
MANGO: What?

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:13 am

Is there a 'Big Brother' in your land?

by **Toz76** Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:54 am

APPLE: No, we just have the NSA.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:45 am

Are the buns nice?

by **Toz76** Mon Apr 18, 2016 7:34 pm

APPLE: They're nice, a bit too huggish though.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:50 pm

I'm curious. Bear with me:

Have you ever seen the rain?

How long to the Point of Know Return?

Can you feel it comin' in the air tonight?

Will you, won't you, want me to make you?

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Are these questions bothering you?

by **Toz76** Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:22 pm

APPLE: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and YES!
MANGO: They aren't all yes or no questions!
APPLE: So? I answered honestly.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:24 pm

You want me to make you? Okay then.

*Grabs Apple and slices him*

by **Toz76** Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:26 pm

APPLE: My clothes!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:29 pm

Ella, you're a pretty one. Wink

by **Toz76** Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:23 am

ELLA: Thanks!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:13 am

What languages do you foods have?

by **Toz76** Tue Apr 19, 2016 6:49 pm

APPLE: Foodish, Bearclavish, Consumish, and Fritterish are the main ones.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sat Jun 25, 2016 10:31 pm

Since this thread is now up on http://3wsr.proboards.com, it's probably a good idea to archive this one.

/THREAD LOCKED

by **Toz76** Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:40 am

No, it's not. Leave it up just in case.

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