Ask The Muppets

In a desperate attempt to restore life to the forum, I proudly present a new thread, wherein you may ask any muppet any question. That's right! Any muppet, from Snerf to Thig to Rosita. Go nuts!

STATLER: Oh, no! Now we're in a game!
WALDORF: And it's even worse than the Muppet Show!
STATLER: That's possible?
BOTH: DOH-HOH-HOH!

Behemoth: Why do we hardly see you?

BEHEMOTH: You do, it's just that I'm usually in the background. But I've been with the Muppets since the late 70's, so I don't mind being in the background most of the time. Besides, I have lots of work to do on Up Late With Miss Piggy nowadays.

Interesting. So what's your favorite food?

BEHEMOTH: Oh, I have lots. Doc Hopper's French-Fried Frog Legs are my current favorite, but I'm also fond of tables, chairs, explosives, other Muppets, priceless historical artifacts...

ALL: Who should come back? (RULES: No voting for yourself, and it can't be any of the regulars.)

WONTKINS: NOT Willkins!
WILLKINS: Shocking! *electrocutes Wontkins*
SAM (Sam And Friends, not the eagle): Harry the Hipster.
THOG: Thig.
ERNIE: Lefty, Biff, Sully, Herry Monster, Harvey Kneeslapper...
KERMIT: Yorick, Sam, Mushmellon, Harry, Hank, Frank, and all my other Sam And Friends Co-Stars.
SCOOTER AND WALTER: Skeeter!
DROOP: Miss Mousey...
RIZZO THE RAT: Why, Pierre the French Rat, of course! He was the very first Muppet!

(I am holding a fish in one hand, and a sore spot on my head with the other hand)

All:  "all right, which one of you threw a fish at my head?"

EVERYONE BUT LEW ZEALAND: LEW!
LEW ZEALAND: It was Gonzo, I swear! That's no boomerang fish!

Gonzo walks up, and he says...

GONZO: I already said Lew! Am I not part of "everyone"? *throws fish cannon to the side* Uh... that was Bunsen's.

Beaker: Could you sing Ode to Joy as six separate people again?

BEAKER: MEE MEE MEE! MEEMEE, MEEMEEMEE!

Dr Honeydew: what amazing invention has muppet labs produced today?

DR BUNSEN HONEYDEW: My brand new remote-controlled apple. Never walk to the refrigerator again!
*Beaker bites into the apple, gets electrocuted*

While you are here dr honeydew, I was wondering if I could get your opinion on my invention:

The solar powered flashlight!  Never worry about batteries again!

DR BUNSEN HONEYDEW: I already invented that!
*Beaker is trying to get the flashlight to work in the dark, and falls of a cliff a la Wile. E. Coyote*

Hey Gonzo, think fast!

*fires cannon

GONZO: *runs in front of cannonball* I AM MIGHTY! *gets hit* oof!

All: so how have Kermit, Rowlf, Swedish chef and Waldorf been since Mr. Henson passed away?

And on another note: are only the muppet show muppets here, or are the Sesame Street and fraggle Rock guys here?

ALL Muppets. That includes Sesame Street, Fraggle Rock, Mopatop Shop, Sam and Friends...

KERMIT: It's terrible that he's gone, but I'm glad I'm still performing.
ROWLF: Well, you know, there is a Muppet version of Jim Henson, so he's not really gone...
SWEDISH CHEF: Hurmghy Mrumdy Erdy Gerdy Chickee Der Erbie!
WALDORF: Excuse me! I'm not a Muppet! I'd never be able to live down the shame! DOH-HOH-HOH-HOH!

Why? What art wrong with the wrongness of wrongness? That. Opinions?

*Long pause*
ROWLF: Uh... you okay, man?

Answer the question!

Big Bird: so who do you prefer... Uh... Working with?  Mr Spinney or Mr Vogel?