Re: Ask The Muppets

by **Toz76** Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:21 pm

Diesel 11 wrote:A friend told me that Cookie Monster was going to be Veggie Monster soon so that kids wouldn't learn about unhealthy foods. Is this true?

COOKIE: Is dumb internet rumour from when me sing "A Cookie is a Sometimes Food". Cookie Monster still ear cookies... like that one! OM NOMNOMNOM, OM NOMNOM, OM NOMATY NOMNOM.*

Author's note: That's what him eating sounds like to me...

by **Toz76** Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:25 pm

Diesel 11 wrote:
Toz76 wrote:
Diesel 11 wrote:No, I meant that three-headed Muppet. Remember?
"We can't let every Tom, Dick, and Harry onto the show! By the way, what were your names again?"
"Tom."
"Dick."
"And Harry."

KERMIT: Ohhh... them. Yeah, there's a reason you haven't seen them around...
And that reason is...

KERMIT: Well, Tom can act, but not Dick or Harry. Dick can sing, but not Harry or Tom. Harry can dance, but not Tom or Dick. That wasn't really a great combination, so I fired them. They work on Sesame Street as policemen now.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:44 pm

How dare you! They could've provided some comedy relief! (Not that the show isn't funny already...)

by **Toz76** Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:56 pm

Frankthetriviaman wrote:All muppets- (other than Elmo)

So how has Elmo managed to Stay 3 and a half all these years?

Cookie Monster- rumor has it you actually got your start in a potato chip commercial; what do you say About that?

Big Bird- after all these years, do you still think about Mr Hooper?

BIG BIRD: It's his mental age, not his physical age.

COOKIE MONSTER: Me did indeed! And so did Beautiful Day and Snake Frackle.

BIG BIRD: Of course! I don't want to forget him!

by **Toz76** Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:41 pm

Diesel 11 wrote: How dare you! They could've provided some comedy relief! (Not that the show isn't funny already...)

KERMIT: The last thing we need is another incompetent Muppet.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:49 pm

Any others you fired?

by **Frankthetriviaman** Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:57 pm

Dr honeydew: I have another invention of like your thoughts on:

Television glasses! Never miss your favorite show again!

by **Toz76** Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:00 pm

Diesel 11 wrote:Any others you fired?

KERMIT: I tried to fire Wayne and Wanda... didn't quite work out as planned. Then there's Gorgon Heap, Timmy Monster, George the Janitor, and Mickey Moose.

by **Toz76** Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:03 pm

Frankthetriviaman wrote:Dr honeydew: I have another invention of like your thoughts on:

Television glasses! Never miss your favorite show again!

BUNSEN: A marvelous idea! We could add Netflix, too!
*Beaker is attempting to watch his favorite show, Mee Mo Moes, but he can't see with the glasses on and trips over a lever, dropping an anvil on him*

by **The Number of the Diesel** Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:19 am

Kermit, just don't fire Behemoth!

by **Toz76** Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:45 pm

KERMIT: Wouldn't plan on it. Gene is one of my best employees. I really need to look into giving him some more screen time...

by **Frankthetriviaman** Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:01 pm

All- So as the muppets, what do you consider relationships with people like Mr. Goelz, Mr. Jacobson, Mr. Spinney, Mr. Oz, Mr. Whitmire, Mr Vogel, etc. to be like? (i.e. friends, coworkers, family)

by **The Number of the Diesel** Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:46 pm

Toz76 wrote:KERMIT: Wouldn't plan on it. Gene is one of my best employees. I really need to look into giving him some more screen time...

On that note, what are your ten best employees? Or, if you had a forum, and you were admin, who would be your assistant admins or moderators?

by **Toz76** Wed Oct 07, 2015 12:08 am

Frankthetriviaman wrote:All- So as the muppets, what do you consider relationships with people like Mr. Goelz, Mr. Jacobson, Mr. Spinney, Mr. Oz, Mr. Whitmire, Mr Vogel, etc. to be like? (i.e. friends, coworkers, family)

FLOYD PEPPER: They're our muppeteers, man!
FOZZIE: Don't think about it too much or it'll get weird.

by **Toz76** Wed Oct 07, 2015 12:13 am

Diesel 11 wrote:
Toz76 wrote:KERMIT: Wouldn't plan on it. Gene is one of my best employees. I really need to look into giving him some more screen time...
On that note, what are your ten best employees? Or, if you had a forum, and you were admin, who would be your assistant admins or moderators?

KERMIT: Where would I find time to run a forum?
-Walter
-Scooter
-Rowlf (although he no longer works for me... he runs the tavern across the street now)
-Fozzie
-Sweetums
-Denise
-Clifford
-Moose Head (surprised?)
-Pops
-Bobo *sees Miss Piggy loom over* er, I mean Piggy!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:53 am

I'm not saying you'll have time to run a forum, I'm saying if you DID run a forum, and there were these spots available:
ASSISTANT ADMIN:
HEAD MOD:
MODERATORS:
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Who would hold these positions?

by **Toz76** Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:51 am

KERMIT: I wouldn't bother with a forum. There's no point.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:04 am

Can't you just answer my question? I'm not setting up a forum for you, I'm just curious! Razz

by **Toz76** Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:10 am

KERMIT: What's the point? I wouldn't make my friends take time out of their busy schedules on a whim. I'm not Miss Piggy.
MISS PIGGY: Excuse moi? HI-YA! *kicks Kermit*

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:11 am

Alright then. Piggy, if YOU were running a forum, who would be the assistant admins and mods?

by **Toz76** Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:32 pm

MISS PIGGY: I am too busy for such trivialities. Hmph!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:15 pm

*Facepalm, facepalm, facepalm!!*

by **Toz76** Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:06 pm

FLOYD PEPPER: Enough with the forum questions already, man!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:06 am

Okay, okay.

So, what do you all think of Muppet Central and their forum?

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:28 pm

The electric mayhem- What would you say has been your most memorable performance?

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