The Story Quiz

The girl says, "Hi (Name), just wanted to let you know that your job application for the Better Cafe has been accepted. Please come in Monday for a job interview. Bye." Then she hangs up. Do you:

A) Call her back and say there's been a mistake?
B) Accept fate and decide you'll go on Monday?
Or C) Not worry about it now, read the book instead?

B. But before you hang up, what do you say?

A. A plain "Goodbye"?
B. "Is the job hard?"
Or C: "You have a nice voice"?

A) you still feel rather timid... So you return to the book to finish reading it

You're father wakes up and asks you how you are. What do you say?

A: "I'm fine. And you?"
B: "Dang it! I haven't finished yet!!"
C: "How'd you meet Mom?"

A) You put the book down and talk to dad. Ah well, at least you finished one of the three books.

Suddenly, you hear a scary noise. Scared, do you

A) take the conviently placed clean, empty bucket and place it over your head
B) hide under the bed
C) hide in the bathroom under the sink

B) because I'm a wimp

Three tough looking men walk in and point a gun at your dad!

Do you

A) Take the aforementioned bucket and throw it?
B) Text someone to call the cops?
Or C) Wait and listen?

B or C... I don't know!

You hear them say "oh, sorry, wrong room"

Do you

A) cry
B) sigh
C) other

C) I call the police, then follow them.

You find that they are the room where the pretty nurse that you have a crush on retreated to. Suddenly she screams, and you hear fists punching something. Do you

A: Run!
B: Call the police?
C: Stand still in terror?
Or D: Save her?

B) call the police.  They'll know what to do.  In the mean time, you take a look to see what she is punching...

Is it

A: The men?
B: The floor?
Or C: The mouse that stole some cheese?

A)

Huh, she's a good fighter.   Does she have a black belt?

You finally get away. Now what?

A: The police arrive.
B: You go back to Dad.
C: You propose to a pretty nurse. (?!)

B) that is the reason we came to the hospital in the first place

So you're talking with Dad, and a doctor walks into the room, and says, "You'll never believe it, Mr. Brown, but you also have cancer in your arm." What do you do?

A: Stand stock still.
B: Scream.
C: Run to the nurses for support.

A) you cannot believe the most upsetting news.  Do you

A) seek someone to comfort you
B) put a bucket over your head
C) cry hysterically

D: Stand stock still and cry WHAT!!!

Wait, are we allowed to create new choices like that?

(I think it's best to just have the ones, but if one of the choices isn't there, you should be able to in that instance.)

But then he says "oh sorry wrong room"

At this current news do you

A: facepalm at the man

B: look at the paper the man is holding

C: do nothing

C: Do nothing.

You walk out, only to find that the room

Is bigger on the inside

A: try to fly it

B: Choose option A

C: Choose option B

D: choose option C

E: eat a pizza

E. Yum!

You eat the pizza.  You come to check on Dad.  What's the first thing you say to him.

A) so, did you catch the game last night?
B) how are you feeling
C) what was that about?
D) *make goat noises