The Story Quiz

(Yerp.)

A, I guess.

So...

The town is small, and very new. There are 4 buildings that look promising. Which do you go in?

A) The 57.64273 story apartment complex?
B) Frido's drugstore?
C) Le Maulaini Refuailtini Cuisine?
Or D) The subway station?

D) When you enter it smells like

A) A diner bathroom
B) A field of flowers
C) a dumpster
D) oil and paint

D)

Tickets are free, so you catch a:
A) Westbound Blue line train to Fargo?
B) Eastbound Blue line train to Chicago and Grand Central Station?
C) Northbound Orange line train to Ontario?
Or D) Southbound Orange line train to Houston?

C.

But then you realize you left your stuff behind at your home.  But you can't remember what city you were visiting.  What happens that reminds you what city you were visiting:

A) overhear a conversation about the city
B) see a poster advertising the city
C) a television commercial
D) you hear a word that rhymes with the city's name

B. It would be the only way.

So you buy a ticket and make your way back

At your parents house, you sit on the bed in your room.

Then the you hear a knock on the front door

Is it:

A) your mom
B) your sister
C) the pizza guy
D) a ninja

D) Who else would it be?

Well, yes... who?

A. Your mom.
B. Your sister.
C. The pizza guy.

C)

You open the door, to find a ninja and the pizza guy

A) "Oh good, the pizza's here."
B) "what is this, 14th century feudal Japan?"
C) "are you sure you have the right house?"
D) *sheep noises

A. What else would a pizza ninja bring?

A. A taco salad.
B. A cheeseburger.
C. Cream cheese.
D. Your sister who is insane. (Literally; she was sent to an asylum at age 5.)

D)

She grabs you by the coat and says: "IseeallIseethefutureVladiscomingfearhimdeathshallcometoallbewareSnevilledEggIamhungrycanIhaveapieceoftoast?"

Do you:
A) Remember times in the past when she correctly predicted the future and assume she's right?
B) Ask the Pizza guy why she's here?
C) Ask the Ninja why she's here?
D) Say "Hi, sis, how you've grown! Come in! Want some tea? Lemonade?"?
E) Say "Go away" and slam the door?
F) Comment on the large number of options you get here?
G) Take off your coat and run?
Or H) Ask her to repeat it again slowly?

B)

But then you remember she wasn't sent to an insane asylum... she was sent to some boarding school at Asylum, Colorado

However, then you also remember that

A. She murdered her boyfriend.
B. She ate her best friend's body.
C. She married a ghoul.
D. She nearly killed you with a stake once.

D)

But then you remember that was a freak accident involving a banana peel, roller skates, a camping trip, and the world's most clumsy camp counselor trying to teach you how to set up a tent

What do you say next?

A) Did you order the pizza?
B) How's that theater class going?
C) Who's the ninja?
D) Why didn't you call sooner?

A. She'd better have it...

So you sit down with your sister, and catch up over pizza

Suddenly you shoot

A. "This pizza's poisoned!"
B. "This Coke's poisoned!"
C. "You've poisoned me!!"

B)
So you throw away the cold and take out bottled water

What do you say?

A) who would want to poison us?
B) did you have something to do with this?
C) that's the last time I drink soda
D) did you catch the game last night?

A) If I blatantly accuse her, and she's guilty- yikes!

So we try to figure out who would poison a bottle of soda. Then, the phone rings.

A) Pick it up, its Dad
B) Pick it up, its Mom
C) ignore it, let the message machine pick it up
D) "Hey sis can you get that?"

D. Now she'll kill whoever is on the phone...

So, who is it?

It's a unknown voice that says:

"Listen (name of sister, I don't think she has one yet so I'll call her Gabby), you are not crazy. You are a Chribuat, a human with mystical powers. It's difficult to tell exactly what you have, but you definitely have some sort of laser-beam type ability, the ability to see the future, and the ability to conjure wings of pure fire onto your back. Those hallucinations were actually visions of the future! You, the pizza delivery man, the ninja, your brother, and a nurse your brother encountered at the hospital earlier, must travel to the land of Clabala to-"

The connection was lost, leaving the four of you standing around amazed. You decide to break the silence.

Do you say:

A) "FINALLY! A PLOT!"
B) "No, you can't go. It's too dangerous."
C) "I'm not going. No way!"
D) "Oh boy, the hot nurse lady! Er..."
Or E) "What are you trying to pull, sis?"

(Actually, maybe Anita is a better name for her... thoughts?)

(Anita)

A. Just make sure I don't die.

Now, what do you do?
A. Have a party.
B. Take ninja lessons.
C. Go to Clabala.
D. Toss a pizza out the window and shout, "Happy Hanuka!"