What do your foods really think?
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TheBlazingRailway wrote:All: What do you guys think of us humans?
MANGO: They're always trying to eat us!
CELERY: They must be stopped!
BANANA: They're horrible!
APPLE: When they aren't eating, they're nice. When they are...
KIWI: Eh.
PEAR: You all seem nice enough.
CHEESE: They're fascinating. How can they talk when it's well established that only foods can? They warrant further study.
GRAPEFRUIT: Uh...
CUCUMBER: I've long held the belief that if humans would see things from our perspective, we could put aside our petty differences and create a world where no one gets eaten. Until then, I consider most humans as guilty until proven innocent. They eat too much!
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The Number Of The Diesel wrote:Would you maybe consider having another thread for drinks?
APPLE: Well, I know some beverages that would be interested, but watch out for alcoholic beverages, especially beer. They are not to be trusted.
CHEESE: I don't know about that... they've evolved a fascinating defense mechanisms against human consumption-
APPLE: Plus, fruit juice has always creeped me out. It's made from the corpses of fruits! Think about that next time you have apple juice!
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Would you like me to make the thread? I might be able to pound some sense into the alcohols.
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APPLE: As long as you don't incorporate a beer, you can do whatever
CUCUMBER: You don't need our permission.
APPLE: On second thought, no apple juice, either *shudders*
(Wow, a spin-off thread already! And I haven't even started the story yet!)
CUCUMBER: You don't need our permission.
APPLE: On second thought, no apple juice, either *shudders*
(Wow, a spin-off thread already! And I haven't even started the story yet!)
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What story?
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The Number Of The Diesel wrote:What story?
(Remember, all these will soon be appearing in a story. See the first post.)
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Oh, Ok.
So guys, what do you think of this site?
So guys, what do you think of this site?
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APPLE: Nice! I like it.
PEAR: Very... purple.
BANANA: Eh.
KIWI: Eh.
GRAPEFRUIT: Uh...
MANGO: Fantastic!
CUCUMBER: Not bad.
CELERY: Eh.
CHEESE: Too much rock music.
PEAR: Very... purple.
BANANA: Eh.
KIWI: Eh.
GRAPEFRUIT: Uh...
MANGO: Fantastic!
CUCUMBER: Not bad.
CELERY: Eh.
CHEESE: Too much rock music.
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What is your very favorite thing?
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APPLE: Pear.
PEAR: Apple.
BANANA: My mannequin collection.
GRAPEFRUIT: My rock. Isn't he the cutest little rock? Oh, you're so cute! Yes you are! Yes you are!
KIWI: My paint set.
MANGO: My book of Shakespeare's plays- no, I don't copy him! "The Tragedy of Hamomelette, Prince of Danishes" was all me!
CUCUMBER: My candy cane. I'm not as young as I used to be, and...
CELERY: My general's marshmallow.
CHEESE: My scientific tools.
PEAR: Apple.
BANANA: My mannequin collection.
GRAPEFRUIT: My rock. Isn't he the cutest little rock? Oh, you're so cute! Yes you are! Yes you are!
KIWI: My paint set.
MANGO: My book of Shakespeare's plays- no, I don't copy him! "The Tragedy of Hamomelette, Prince of Danishes" was all me!
CUCUMBER: My candy cane. I'm not as young as I used to be, and...
CELERY: My general's marshmallow.
CHEESE: My scientific tools.
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All right, who cut the cheese just now?
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CHEESE: Ow, paper cut.
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OK, I'm thinking of making Ask The Alcoholic Drinks. Who would you give your vote in for, guys?
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APPLE: Anyone but beer. *shudders*
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Great! I'll use him!
Any others?
Any others?
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APPLE: No! You may NOT use the Most Interesting Consumable in the world!
CHEESE: How about a Red's apple ale?
APPLE: Nooooooo!
CHEESE: How about a Red's apple ale?
APPLE: Nooooooo!
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OK, well I've already made a list, so...
What do you hope that your last words will be when the time comes.
What do you hope that your last words will be when the time comes.
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So, thoughts on the beef?
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And it's creation.
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The Number Of The Diesel wrote:OK, well I've already made a list, so...
What do you hope that your last words will be when the time comes.
CELERY: I will not speak! I will fight to the end! No one shall eat me!
GRAPEFRUIT: Uh...
BANANA: [censored]
APPLE: Um... next question!
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So... I heard that blueberries are actually purple...
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Frankthetriviaman wrote:So, thoughts on the beef?
CELERY: I've got no beef with him... no pun intended.
CHEESE: Poor guy. Doomed to death on the grill.
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The Number Of The Diesel wrote:And it's creation.
CELERY: So, cows die to make beef. Who cares? Cows themselves aren't food, so why worry?
APPLE: Now apple pie... that's barbaric.
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Frankthetriviaman wrote:So... I heard that blueberries are actually purple...
CHEESE: Coloration is an illusion caused by the wavelengths of light reflected off an object. Different eyes perceive the colours differently. It is thus impossible to ascertain the coloration without examining-
CELERY: Oh, I know about blueberries! My troops fill them with explosives and drop them on the humans from above. Good times...
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That must be a blast.
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