Ask The Alcohols!

This is a spin-off game of What Do Your Foods Really Think. Here you can ask the following alcohols:

Wine - An aristocratic young man who likes to paint (when he's not with other aristocrats discussing something over a drink).
Beer - The troublemaker of the group. Overall, nice, but has a terrible temper and won't think twice about starting a fight.
Vodka - A young Russian sailor who wants to see the world.
Rum - A pirate who won't think twice about taking something that doesn't belong to him. Whoever, he is nice, and the others like him (just not his bad habit).
Whiskey - A cowboy who loves hanging out with others over a couple glasses.
Tequila - His girlfriend. She is very nice, and loves to help the others.
Gin - A Brit who is in his 60s, but won't let that get in the way of things. He's very much into politics, and is an avid fan of Churchill.
Brandy - A retired doctor and a good friend of Rum. He still loves to work, though, and sometimes still doctors the others when their doctor isn't around.
Champagne - Loves to throw parties ever other night, and has the money to do it. Quite nice, but sometimes overdoes it.
Sake - Champagne's Asian love interest. She loves helping out, and is quite unaware that Champagne thinks anything of her.

Ask away!

Beer- since there are lagers and ales, are you in fact twin brothers?

BEER - They are my nephews, actually.

All- what is scotch like?

Well, here's an example:

SCOTCH - What are you taking about?

Answers:
WINE - Oh, nothing much, my good fellow.
BEER - You, you idiot!!
VODKA - Oh, just sayin's a thing of you.
RUM - Arrgh, jest you, me-harty.
WHISKEY - Nuttin'.
TEQUILA - Oh, nothing much, Scotty-dear.
GIN - Just mentioning you. Fine gentleman!
BRANDY - You did see the doctor recently, didn't you? I really keep telling you to check those scars.
CHAMPAGNE - Hooray! Your here! Wanna drink?
SAKE - What'd you say, dear? I was a little busy.

(You have a great list; I was just getting at there are some drinks  you left off the list, like scotch, and that opens the door for other questions)

All- did you know there is an actual difference between whiskey and whisky; it's a matter of if it was made in the USA or outside of it

WHISKEY - Ye mean I gotta cousind?

Who is more fun at a party when the "wine brothers" are there: red wine, white wine or blush wine

WINE - Well, I am a red wine, and my sisters are white wines. We have a cousin who is a blush wine. To answer your question: We don't really go to parties.

So if you guys are straight up drinks, what do you think of cocktails?

WINE - Quite nice.
BEER - They're dog-gone different!!
RUM - Lotsa money...
TEQUILA - Awfully handsome...
WHISKEY - Don't get any ideas!!
CHAMPAGNE - Love to party!

Beer: Is the "Most interesting man in the world" really that interesting?

BEER - Who is the most interesting man in the world, again?

All- How would you describe the relationship between rum and coke (A rather popular combination, actually)

WINE - Coke as in cocaine or Coca-Cola?

Cocacola

WINE - Well, they are acquainted with each other, but you'd have to ask them.

All- so beer before liquor, never sicker?

BEER - Yes!
OTHERS - Where on earth did you hear that?!

(Looks among the alcohols, to notice who is not here)

Ok guys, so what is bourbon like.  Is he a nice fellow?

BEER - Why are you asking all these questions about idiots?!
WINE - Don't mind him. He doesn't like Bourbon or Scotch because the three caballeros-
BEER - Who are you callin' caballeros?!
WINE -were in a song together: One Bourbon, One Scotch, -
BEER - ONE BEEEEEERRRRRRR!
RUM - Shut up man, and let Wine finish!
BEER - Who're you tellin' to shut up?!
RUM - You!
BEER - Why you... *arguing*
WINE - Anyway, Bourbon is pretty nice. He's a hard worker, and good friends with Scotch.
BEER - And listen, Mr. Frankthetriviaman, remember to capitalize our names, even the *idiots' ones!
WINE - *Facepalm*

WINE: How did you facepalm without hands?

WINE - *Facepalm*

TOZ: *facepalm*

No, really. How? Wine bottles don't have faces- or hands to facepalm them with! Are you even in a bottle?

WINE - *Facepalm*
BEER - Shut up, you idiot!
WINE - Don't be rude to the humans, Beer.
BEER - And you shut up too!!!!