Ask The Alcohols!

All- who likes parties most?

WINE - Champagne.
BEER - Didn't you read the introduction?!
CHAMPAGNE - Who wants to party!
BEER - SHUT UP!!

Rum - Being a pirate/sailor, finish this phrase from Treasure Island -

"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of ___!"

Brandy - You seem to be the wise voice of reason out of the drinks - Do you aim to serve as a parental figure to the group? Also, who do you consider your closest friends?

Wine - Favorite artist?

Champagne- given that champagne can only be called so if made from grapes grown in Champagne, France (and made there) does that mean you are French?

@ William Shakespeare:
RUM - Rum!

BRANDY - No, I'm not a parental figure. Just an old, retired doctor who gives advice every now and then. As for best friends, I'd say Wine and Gin. We can talk of a lot of different things that the young-uns don't know about. (Although, you don't want to get Gin started on politics...)

WINE - Rembrandt.

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@Frank

CHAMPAGNE - My parents were French. However, they moved here, and so I'm an American, with an American accent.

As for Wine and Champagne - Would you consider grapes to be your parents?

Wine- why do you complain so much?  It's nothing to whine about

@Winston Churchill
CHAMPAGNE - No.
WINE - The thing with drinks is that parenthood and sibling matters are too confusing to discuss.

@Frank
WINE - Ha ha.

All- from 1920 to 1933 in the United States was Prohibition. Did your ancestors go into hiding?

WINE - Yes. It was a harrowing time.
BEER - The idiots!!!

All- How hard is it to understand Vodka with his thick Russian accent?

WINE - Actually, he doesn't really have much of an accent. If you can believe it, he sounds like a Russian Brit in America.

(Russian born in America?)

All- where do you dream of going on vacation?

(No, it's a weird accent that you wouldn't understand by me typing it.)

WINE - Paris, France.
BEER - The bar!
VODKA - Iceland.
RUM - Treasure Island.
TEQUILA - Angel Falls.
WHISKEY - Tequila's.
GIN - Parliament. I just can't leave when idiots are running the country.
BRANDY - A medical conference.
SAKE - India.
CHAMPAGNE - Sake's.

All- So are you sentient bottles, or the liquid inside the bottles?

WINE - No, it's hard to explain, but basically, we are the liquids without bottles. Sounds weird, right? Well, if the liquid is with a human, it's all flat and drippy, but if it's just us, we actually are in a certain shape... it's hard to explain.

Ah, very true. Yogurt's and such also experience this phenomenon.

So, Sake, how do you put up with these guys?

SAKE - Well, they are all quite nice, and I don't feel like I'm, how you say, "putting up with these guys" at all. Also, helping them works.

All- Thoughts on the song "Red Red Wine"

WINE -
ALL OTHERS - Never heard of it.

All-

Well, how about "One Bourbon, one scotch, one beer"

BEER - It's supposed to be about ME!!!
ALL OTHERS - A great song.

*starts singing "Margaritaville"

Tequila Gets Lost (based on the T&F episode, Stepney Gets Lost)

TEQUILA - Ahhhhhhhhhh...
WHISKEY - Hello? Hello! Is there anybody out there?
TEQUILA - *Snaps awake* Pink Floyd?
WHISKEY - *Facepalm*

So, do we need "proof" you exist?