Re: What do your foods really think?

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Jul 30, 2015 9:48 pm

Of all the alcohols, which do you like the best?

by **Toz76** Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:20 am

APPLE: NOT BEER, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
PEAR: I don't know them all that well... Sake, I guess.
BANANA: I don't drink.
GRAPEFRUIT: Uh...
KIWI: We've never met.
MANGO: I dunno...
CUCUMBER: I don't pick favorites.
CELERY: Anyone who opposes the humans is all right in my book.
CELERY: I've only ever met Rum personally, but he seems quite nice.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:24 am

All- blueberries are purple, so what happened?

by **Toz76** Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:33 am

CHEESE: You already asked about that. They are perceived as blue to some, but the color wavelength is actually purple. Celery also mentioned filling them with explosives- an idea he stole from me...
CELERY: Hey, it works!

by **Frankthetriviaman** Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:41 am

(Sorry; really tired)

Are orange, lemon and lime cousins?

by **Toz76** Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:49 am

APPLE: I don't know an orange, but President Lemon's two aides were his relatives, Clementine and Mandarin. I think they're distantly related to Andrew Lime and our own grapefruit as well. Not cousins though. Cousins grow in the same orchard during the same growing season, but on different trees.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Fri Jul 31, 2015 11:35 am

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

by **Toz76** Fri Jul 31, 2015 1:47 pm

ORANGE: Very much so!
BANANA: I prefer recognition, thanks. Hmph!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:27 pm

Who is President Lemon?

by **Toz76** Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:34 pm

PEAR: He's the UPA president. Duh!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:38 pm

Wow! Who's the world leader?

by **Toz76** Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:44 pm

APPLE: There is no world leader, per se, but most presidents, prime ministers and the like sit on the Council of Foods. They make decisions on an international level.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:54 pm

If their WAS a world leader, who'd be best for the job?

by **Toz76** Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:00 pm

MANGO: That's a very subjective question. I think the status quo suits us best, so I don't have an opinion.
CHEESE: Ditto.
APPLE: Agreed.
PEAR: True that.
CUCUMBER: ... you get the idea. Foods have been enslaved by humans for so long, they feel this is the only way to go.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:02 pm

What do you Grapefruit and Celery think of the previous question?

by **Toz76** Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:11 pm

CUCUMBER: We agree.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:17 pm

Who was the better president; Appleham Lincoln, George Squashington or James K Pork?

(Man, I thought I could've done more than that, lol)

by **Toz76** Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:37 pm

APPLE: George Squashington. Applewood-smoked ham is evil! And J. Pork wasn't that great, unless you compare him to Millard Filbert...
CHEESE: But what about Theodore Rosewater? Or Frankfurter Deli-no Rosewater?

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:39 pm

Is Frankfurter Deli-no Rosewater better than FDR?

by **Toz76** Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:44 pm

CHEESE: He is FDR!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:44 pm

I mean the human one!!

by **Toz76** Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:52 pm

APPLE: There's a human FDR? Why do the humans always copy us?

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:59 pm

*Facepalm* Look him up, and then answer the question.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Fri Jul 31, 2015 5:01 pm

I'm still confused- so the fruits and vegetables look down on the meats, but dairy looks down on fruit and vegetabes, but where does that leave the grains?

by **Toz76** Fri Jul 31, 2015 5:09 pm

APPLE: What are you talking about? I fully respect non-applewood smoked meat of all kinds, and the only reason Cheese looks down on us is his genius intellect. And mister 101010, obviously ours was better!

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