What do your foods really think?

So where do all of you stand on butter vs. Margarine

TATMRR Forum Admin wrote:So does Banana curse a lot/is a troublemaker?

APPLE: I wouldn't call her a troublemaker, but she's a bit of a rebel. The peels she designs are a bit risque- and right now she's not wearing one...
BANANA: And what the [convenient loud noise] is wrong with that? I have freedom of speech and expression, you know!

Oh, sorry, I thought she was a he.

Frankthetriviaman wrote:So where do all of you stand on butter vs. Margarine

APPLE: Who cares? They're both nice...
PEAR: Ditto.
BANANA: Margarine.
GRAPEFRUIT: Uh...
KIWI: Butter.
MANGO: Butter.
CUCUMBER: I concur with Apple.
CELERY: Butter.
CHEESE: Neither.

Anything against them, Cheese?

TATMRR Forum Admin wrote:Oh, sorry, I thought she was a he.

BANANA: Forgiven. It's a common mistake.

Trivia: In early versions of Chronicles of the Fridge, Banana was male.

Why was that? Was it her father?

TATMRR Forum Admin wrote:Anything against them, Cheese?

CHEESE: Cheese and butter are historically enemies, and Margarine betrayed us to the AFA once.

TATMRR Forum Admin wrote:Why was that? Was it her father?

No, it was a retcon. I remember a time when Kiwi and Mango didn't even exist!

(This is my pet project, hopefully I can get some sort of screen adaptation in 30 years, )

Anyone else wanna see it adapted on screen?

Yes, I do.

What are your respective ages?
For foods, when do you reach adolescence?

@D11 It'll be a while...

Anyway, announcement: I have decided, in honor of our status as the most popular game, to add a new, limited time-only character! Each food listed is a secondary character in the story. The poll is up now!

Choose from:
GOLDFISH: Though not exactly a food, this chap is a loyal friend of the gang, clever, witty, and eager to help these foods on their mission to bring justice to the foods!
TYLENOL: Once a close friend, Tylenol turned after being captured by ruthless food-hating criminal Edward Ville. Now he's a traitor to foodkind, but has thankfully been captured so he can do no more harm.
ROSALINA ASPARAGUS: Celery's long-distance girlfriend, who believes that foods should accept their fate. Celery hopes to change her mind.
PAPAYA: Friends with Bread, this fun-loving goofball is known for his remote-control monster truck, which he uses to transport the gang to various locations.
STRAWBERRY: A more primal, gritty sort, Strawberry is a brave warrior. She also seems to have some magic power- her LEGO spear is practically alive!
BREAD: Papaya's down-to-earth friend, who co-owns the truck and insists on driving it whenever he "doesn't feel like crashing".
CUCUMBER'S CANDY CANE: Candy Cane is a very "supportive" type...
CELERY'S MARSHMALLOW CAP: "Marshie" is a loyal partner and strategist to Celery.
DR SALT/MR PEPPER: A split-personality salt AND pepper shaker; Dr Salt is an intelligent doctor of the medical persuasion, while Mr Pepper is... not.

Hmm, I really want to see Goldfish, Rosalina, CCC, Marshy, AND DS/MP...

WHERE'S SWEDISH FISH ANYWAY?!

Winston Churchill wrote:Yes, I do.

What are your respective ages?
For foods, when do you reach adolescence?

APPLE: We are all about 5 years old, but foods age much faster than humans (remember, we nearly always fake the rotting). When we were picked/made, we reached mental adulthood.

TATMRR Forum Admin wrote:Hmm, I really want to see Goldfish, Rosalina, CCC, Marshy, AND DS/MP...

WHERE'S SWEDISH FISH ANYWAY?!

CUCUMBER: He should be back for Thanksgiving. He's on vacation right now with Gummy Worm.

Can we perhaps vote for them then?

CUCUMBER: Not in this one. Besides, they're minor characters at best.

(BTW you can vote more than once)

I know, I mean in November or something.

All: Just how crazy are the communuts?

APPLE: Well... I don't know. Not exactly "crazy", I guess, but... *sigh* I have no idea what a communut is.

(I thought that there was a food equivalent of the communists; my apologies)

Apple- What's life like in the orchard?

Did you ever see Trevor there?

Frankthetriviaman wrote:(I thought that there was a food equivalent of the communists; my apologies)

Apple- What's life like in the orchard?

APPLE: No, no, communuts exist, it's just... never mind. So, orchard, not much goes on. You can hardly move, so yeah...
And who's this Trevor?

Here, read this:

http://ttte.wikia.com/wiki/Trevor

APPLE: Never saw a tractor like that... saw a combine harvester though... that was terrifying.