Re: What do your foods really think?

by **Frankthetriviaman** Sun Oct 04, 2015 9:20 pm

All- Are peanuts the whole thing, or are they just a nut inside the shell?

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sun Oct 04, 2015 9:21 pm

Better yet: Are they sane?

by **Toz76** Sun Oct 04, 2015 11:50 pm

Frankthetriviaman wrote:All- Are peanuts the whole thing, or are they just a nut inside the shell?

BANANA: The shell is like "clothing". Hence unshelled peanuts; the nudist movement is catching on among foods.

by **Toz76** Sun Oct 04, 2015 11:57 pm

Diesel 11 wrote:I'm implying that your (at this point in time) girlfriend helped bring about the separation.

APPLE: No. Just no. I don't cheat on my girlfriends. Never.
MANGO: What about-
APPLE: I thought we had broken up at the time, okay? I thought we agreed never to speak of that again.
PEAR: Speak of what?
APPLE: Peanuts are just as sane as you and me, D11. "Nuts" has a different meaning in food culture-
PEAR: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
APPLE: FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, "NUTS" IS VIEWED AS A RACIAL SLUR! "LEGUME" IS MUCH MORE POLITICALLY CORRECT!

BANANA: Well, that happened...

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:52 am

What do foods eat? Or do they just drink water?

by **Toz76** Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:52 pm

CHEESE: I'm pretty sure we already answered that: mostly leaves, grass and the like. Some foods will eat food, though.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:28 pm

Like which foods?

by **Toz76** Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:44 pm

CHEESE: It's not specific types of food, it's just certain individuals.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:49 pm

Like which ones?

by **Toz76** Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:11 pm

APPLE: I don't know anybody!
PEAR: Me neither!
BANANA: Didn't Strawberry?
MANGO: That's different. She was stranded in the Amazon Rainforest. She had no choice.
CELERY: When I was training in the army, we ate whatever was put in front of us and we darn well liked it! That included fallen comrades! I remember when I had to put poor Tom out of his misery... poor guy. I should have spread some cream cheese on first.
BANANA AND CHEESE: DUDE! THAT'S MESSED UP!
CELERY: I never said it was a good thing...

by **The Number of the Diesel** Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:19 am

What kind of food was Tom?

by **Toz76** Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:51 pm

CELERY: Celery.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:45 pm

So what WAS your favorite food to eat in the army (or the tastiest)?

by **Toz76** Wed Oct 07, 2015 12:19 am

CELERY: It was all celery! (And some lettuce, cucumbers... and once a blackberry I captured... now that was good.)

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:50 am

So you'd eat your arm if you had to?

by **Toz76** Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:11 am

CELERY: I don't have an arm! I'm not a human.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:12 am

You'd eat something from yourself?

by **Toz76** Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:30 pm

CELERY: No! That would be disgusting and painful!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:16 pm

But if you think celery is tasty, then why would you yourself be disgusting?

by **Toz76** Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:03 pm

CELERY: If you were trapped on a desert island and needed to survive, would you start chewing on your arm?

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:05 pm

by **Toz76** Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:20 pm

CELERY: Weirdo.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:05 am

Do you know of anyone who was
Institution!
I'm not crazy!
Institution!
You're the one that's crazy!!
Sorry about that.
who was institutionalized?

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:31 pm

All- Why does cherry always get on top of things?

by **Toz76** Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:22 pm

APPLE: She's efficient like that. And D11, what? Just... what?

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