Re: What do your foods really think?

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:40 pm

Is there anything good about Bread?

by **Toz76** Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:20 pm

TOZ: There is nothing good about whole wheat.
BREAD: Hey! I'm a nice guy!
MANGO: You need to be nicer to him. He's awesome!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:33 am

Archenemies?

by **Toz76** Sat Sep 12, 2015 12:20 pm

APPLE: Humans in general, especially the Eatemups.
PEAR: Tylenol also qualifies.

by **Frankthetriviaman** Sat Sep 12, 2015 12:29 pm

All: Johnny Appleseed, the guy who planted all those apple trees; is he a hero to you guys?

by **Toz76** Sat Sep 12, 2015 12:39 pm

APPLE: It's debatable, because he did eat some apples, but he is considered one of the nicer humans. My grandmother claims to be directly descended from the Johnny Appleseed trees, actually...

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:17 pm

All: Who is your role model?

by **Toz76** Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:24 pm

APPLE: Rhubarb X.
PEAR: Mahatma Gummi.
BANANA: Tim Gumm.
GRAPEFRUIT: Larry the Cucumber!
KIWI: Campbell's Tomato Soup.
MANGO: Shakespeare. Yes, a human. Problem?
CUCUMBER: Martin Ignatius Luther King, Jr. (MILK)
CELERY: Martini De Lafayette.
CHEESE: Leonardo Zucchini.
BREAD: Henry Corn.

BREAD IS NOW DRIVING OFF INTO THE SUNSET. A NEW GUEST VOTE WILL BEGIN OCTOBER 15TH. BE THERE!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:29 pm

Goodbye, Bread!

All: Your thoughts on his leaving.

by **Toz76** Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:35 pm

APPLE: Good riddance!
PEAR: How rude of you!
BANANA: He's not that bad.
GRAPEFRUIT, KIWI, MANGO, AND CUCUMBER: *nod in agreement*
CELERY: Well, I don't like him. He's got a devilish glint in his eye...
CHEESE: I AM THE ONLY LOAF AROUND HERE! BEGONE, FALSE PRETENDER!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:36 pm

And your thoughts, Bread?

by **Toz76** Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:39 pm

APPLE: What part of "drove off into the sunset" do you not understand?
MANGO: He left a note, look!

DEAR FOODS:

HA! I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR UGLY FACES EVERY DAY ANYMORE! SUCKERS!

KIWI: We've sort of got a love-hate relationship...

by **The Number of the Diesel** Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:40 pm

So, he's gone? Is that it? The idiot...

by **Toz76** Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:50 pm

APPLE: Finally, someone agrees with me!

by **Frankthetriviaman** Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:12 pm

Apple: So I hear you have a really good relationship with cinnamon?

by **Toz76** Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:11 pm

APPLE: We broke up a few years ago, but we're still on good terms, and we talk on Fritter regularly.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:49 pm

Why'd you break up?

by **Toz76** Fri Oct 02, 2015 2:01 pm

APPLE: Turns out she was into pies... I do not want to be baked into a pie!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Fri Oct 02, 2015 2:03 pm

Was there another reason? Pear, perhaps?

by **Frankthetriviaman** Fri Oct 02, 2015 5:17 pm

Why does cheese seem to go on everything?

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sat Oct 03, 2015 5:01 pm

Are you guys taking a day off with Toz not here?

by **Toz76** Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:59 pm

Frankthetriviaman wrote:Why does cheese seem to go on everything?

CHEESE: Don't eat me! It's not my fault I'm viewed as "tasty"!

by **Toz76** Sun Oct 04, 2015 8:01 pm

Diesel 11 wrote:Are you guys taking a day off with Toz not here?

CELERY: Vengeance never sleeps!

by **Toz76** Sun Oct 04, 2015 8:05 pm

Diesel 11 wrote:Was there another reason? Pear, perhaps?

APPLE: Just what are you implying?

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sun Oct 04, 2015 8:59 pm

I'm implying that your (at this point in time) girlfriend helped bring about the separation.

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