Re: What do your foods really think?

by **Toz76** Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:59 am

CHEESE: Not on my end. Did you put a metal bowl in the microwave?

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sat Nov 21, 2015 11:03 am

No, I think it's the celery, carrots, and meat I just put in my stew.

by **Toz76** Sat Nov 21, 2015 2:30 pm

*Music begins playing*
STEW: *singing* Cucumber Bathrobe Soup,
You can eat it in the bathroom.
Cucumber Bathrobe Soup,
You can eat it all night long
And why don't you sing this song?
Yeah! *successfully sneaks away*

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sat Nov 21, 2015 2:34 pm

*I grab the stew, and put some on my plate* Delicious!

by **Toz76** Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:25 pm

CELERY: Murderer!
*A large sack of potatoes falls on your head and knocks you out*

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:27 pm

*I come round* I don't like potatoes anyway! *Promptly drops them in the sewer*

by **Toz76** Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:36 pm

APPLE: You do realize we hide in sewers and storm drains to survive all the time, right. You've accomplished nothing.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sun Nov 22, 2015 2:22 pm

*Picks up French fry, throws it in the air, catches it in mouth*

by **Toz76** Sun Nov 22, 2015 7:24 pm

APPLE: Perv. Get lost! Don't eat any more foods, you messed up zombie butcher! (That's a really grievous insult for foods...)

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sun Nov 22, 2015 7:54 pm

*Grabs apple, slices him, puts him in pie, bakes, slices, eats* Yum!

by **Toz76** Sun Nov 22, 2015 9:34 pm

APPLE: Sadist! We're done here! *All the foods leave in protest*

WITH OUR FOODS ON STRIKE, WE'VE GOT SOME SUBSTITUTES TO ANSWER QUESTIONS FOR YOU:
QUINCE: An old widow.
ORANGE: A popular YouTuber.
LICORICE: An evil mastermind.
LOB THE TOMATO AND BARRY THE CUCUMBER: Two devout Pastafarians.
SNEVILLED EGG: Because why not?
TYLENOL: Has sworn to kill the main foods for wronging him.
RHUBARB X: The most successful food vigilante in history.
DR SALT AND MR PEPPER: A two-in-one salt and pepper shaker with multiple personality disorder.

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sun Nov 22, 2015 9:37 pm

Dr. Salt and Mr. Pepper, did you come about through scientific stuffs?

by **Toz76** Sun Nov 22, 2015 9:44 pm

DR SALT: We were born this way. Although if you know some "scientific stuff" that can get us apart, I'm interested...
MR PEPPER: Let's go play Berryberry!
DR SALT: I'm in the middle of an operation!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Sun Nov 22, 2015 9:58 pm

Tylenol, how did they wrong you?

by **Toz76** Sun Nov 22, 2015 11:43 pm

Diesel 11 wrote:Tylenol, how did they wrong you?

TYLENOL: They left me behind!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Mon Nov 23, 2015 10:35 am

When?

by **Toz76** Tue Nov 24, 2015 1:36 am

TYLENOL: [CHRONICLES OF THE FRIDGE SPOILER]

by **The Number of the Diesel** Tue Nov 24, 2015 8:46 am

Give us the spoiler!

by **Toz76** Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:23 pm

TYLENOL: Well, we were trying to escape from [SPOILER] and they left me behind! Curse them, and Bread too!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:05 pm

What did Bread do?

by **Toz76** Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:16 am

TYLENOL: He drove away!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:38 am

Away from what?

by **Toz76** Wed Nov 25, 2015 5:06 pm

TYLENOL: Me!

by **The Number of the Diesel** Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:14 pm

Beef, how do you survive among these blockheads? Rolling Eyes

by **Toz76** Thu Nov 26, 2015 2:58 am

Beef is not on the menu!

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