What do your foods really think?

SWEDISH FISH: No!
GUMMY WORM: I'd never hurt this guy!
CELERY: Hey, shoo! Go away!
APPLE: Sorry about that. Anyway, Philo T. Foodsworth invented television for foods. As for the Shakespeare/Picasso thing, we actually never had a food equivalent of either! Vincent Van Oat, Claude Souffle, and the like, yes, but not them! Luckily, Kiwi's art is already famous, maybe she's the Picasso you're looking for! And Mango is also a playwright (actually, she takes Shakespeare plays and foodifies the words-
MANGO: I'm sorry, mister Shakespeare, sir, honest! I didn't mean to steal the plays! Will you forgive me?

No, Mango, I shall not. Now, go apologize to Mister Wilde. Now.

Apple - If this has been asked, I apologize - How is your 'world' run? Democracy, Monarchy, Communism? If so, who currently presides?

MANGO: Who's Wilde?
APPLE: Most countries are democracies, either presidential or parliamental. Some places, like Spamania, are dictatorships. The current president here is President Lemon.

*begins singing

"He likes bread and butter, he likes toast and jam..."

APPLE: What a nice chap, befriending all four of them! Although, toast... burned bread, yikes.

So is one grape his own being, or is a bunch of grapes one being?

CHEESE: One grape is an individual.

So would a cheeseburger be one being, or is the bun, patty, cheese each seperate?

CHEESE: Yes, but if the cheese cooks into the meat, the two become one being.

I have many questions for the gummy candies (example: Gummy Bear, Swedish Fish, Gummy Worms...) Will we be able to ask them some things?

CELERY: They're gone now, but Cheese knows everything about everything, you could ask him.

Darn. When will they be back?

CELERY: Who knows?
MANGO: They've gone to visit family in Maine. They'll be back in a few weeks.
CELERY: Really?
MANGO: I dunno...

Who are some of the famous royals in food history? Was there a King Charlecandycane? (Charlemagne)

Or perhaps queen Elizabeet?

William Shakespeare wrote:Who are some of the famous royals in food history? Was there a King Charlecandycane? (Charlemagne)

APPLE: Yes indeed, as well as Richard the Artichokehearted, Richard of Pork, Mary Queen of Scotch, etc.

Frankthetriviaman wrote:Or perhaps queen Elizabeet?

MANGO: Yes, indeed. Of course, when she dies, Prince Chard will most likely take the throne.

Have any of you seen one of the most famous structures in the United Kitchens? The London Broil across the Thyme river?

(London Bridge across the Thames river, in case that joke was a bit of a stretch)

APPLE: There is no Thyme river. Not to my knowledge, anyway.
Never heard of this "London Broil" either.

(Sorry about that; I had a feeling that was a bit of a stretch)

Well, are you familiar with the leaning tower of pizza?

APPLE: Nope. We foods tend to avoid building fancy landmarks whenever possible.

(So much for location puns, lol)

So if a potato is a being in and of himself, does that mean potato chips are just "what's left" afterwards?

MANGO: Potato chips are their own beings, but a potato has to die for them to be born. They're called "Second-Degree Foods" and they've historically been second-class. Today, they are usually accepted (like Cheese, made from Milk) but are still unpopular (Apple and Apple Pie should never be in the same fridge together).

Who was arguably the 'first' food in your fridge/location?

APPLE: It's difficult to tell, but it's said the first food here was a Pea named Sylvester. The oldest one here currently is a slice of burnt toast named Francis.